The Internet Is Forever, DUMBFUCK! (Part 14,628)

This post from February 27 is no longer present on Bill Schmalfeldt’s Facebook timeline:

He “resigned from New Media Broadcasters effective immediately” to resume treatment for MUH PARKY’S.

Except this post is gone!


And now he’s about to start another new radio job! And no mention of how those Parkinson’s treatments are coming along. Strangely enough, he has mentioned that he’s smoking cigars (a big no-no for Parky sufferers if I recall him saying, and TRUST ME I DO) on at least a semi-regular basis.

Like he doesn’t even have it at all.

Or perhaps more like he only has it when he needs a convenient excuse to explain away his failures.

In any case, BIll Schmalfeldt is a liar. A really terrible liar. His only actual discernible talent appears to be the ability to find and parasitically attach himself to people stupid enough to believe his lies and feed him for short periods of time.

We are going to try three betting pools for this next round.

  1. When will Bill Schmalfeldt be fired this time?
  2. What off-season rental will he and the balloon animal move into this time (this will be very difficult as Spring Break season is upon us and the prices will soon jump far beyond their ability to pay)?
  3. What will be his excuse for immediately quitting his next job right after they tell him to get the fuck out?

Sheets are in the break room, prices as always are $5 per entry, and I have a ton of change if you need to break a twenty. Good Luck!


Author: Paul Krendler

The Thinking Man's Zombie

25 thoughts on “The Internet Is Forever, DUMBFUCK! (Part 14,628)”

  1. a song for the df

  2. "prices as always are $5 per entry, and I have a ton of change if you need to break a twenty."

    Do you Validate?

  3. Have to see what state he works in and what their probationary period is. He never lasts longer than that.

  4. Slipping and falling on his fat ass in an ice and snow covered parking equals "....a very rapid deterioration of my Parkinson's disease symptoms...".


  5. The TRUE reason Billy Schitballs had to leave Montana, was not because he lost his "job", not because of his Parky flareup, but because his Lady Di Kelly blow up doll kept deflating because of the cold weather.

    Cold air contracts, and even though he blew his hot air into her, she would still deflate after a couple of minutes in the cold, and he needs a fully inflate doll mouth to put his Schmall pee pee into.

    Science is a Bitch isn't it Billy?

  6. Is he going to be DJing at the gay bar that was down the street from the former beach casa? Seems like it would be a good fit. IYKWIMAITYD

    1. Ooooohhh! We can start calling him Bend-over Billy.

      Kind of catchy I think.

  7. At the Havre job, did his manager not think that rolling any left over shit between his fingers and smelling it was proper toilet cleaning technique?

  8. So wait, by deleting that post is he now saying that his Parkinson's Disease is no longer in remission?

    Because to post that he quit due to a flare up of his PD and then it goes away suggests entirely that either he is lying as to why he quit or it got better.

    Take your pick.

  9. It seems it's time in the cycle for him to "sell out" again by working for a strongly conservative radio station. So I'm expecting a repeat of OK with timing, reason for leaving, etc. Or maybe he'll be able to successfully manage operations for a talk station featuring syndicated Glenn Beck, Ben Shapiro, and Joe Walsh shoes without running his yap? Lol, right.

    1. *shows. Though the station would be funnier managing shoes. Maybe Dumbfuck will manage a bowling alley after this?

    1. And I wonder if his new bosses at the mythical "94.5 FM WTKN" know about his "very rapid deterioration" of his parkinson's? Someone should tell them......

      1. It could affect their insurance coverage, so a concerned citizen might want to inform them so they can see that their employees are all covered.

  10. Oh hell, there is a dumbfuck wannabe:

    Has the same trouble with personal jurisdiction.

  11. Has he started the new job yet? I want 47 days in the pool before he gets shit canned again. He can't last longer than that without his "illness" lack of a personality acting up for all to see.

    1. My understanding is that some little birdies of my acquaintance have begun passing along highlights of DUMBFUCK’s stalking, harassment, vexatious litigation and graphic audio tomfoolery from the past several years.

      I strongly suspect this job will evaporate before it begins.

      1. Considering the supposed radio station 94.5 WTKN doesn't actually exist, I think this new job will never actually start.


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