Yeah…I Wouldn’t Get Too Comfortable There, Sport

Up until August 2015 – official Maryland Man!
From August 2015 until January 2017 – official Wisconsin Man!
January 2017 through April 2017 – official Iowa Man!
After being fired in Iowa he became official South Carolina Man in May 2017!
Had a couple swings-and-misses at becoming official Texas Man and then official New Mexico Man
Then in March 2017 spent a couple of days trying to become official North Dakota Man…
Before suddenly shwerving southward toward a reprise of official Iowa Man!
For some reason (background check), that didn’t work out too well, so it was back to being official South Carolina Man again!
Which he remained until about August of 2018, when he took off to become official Oklahoma Man!
That lasted until October, when he got “fed up” with being fired so he quit again and skulked back to official South Carolina Man status once more!
Now, finally, after about 7 weeks in Montana, where the state-mandated probation period is (well, let’s not blow the surprise, shall we?), he is now official Montana Man!

Congratulations, DUMBFUCK. 12 states in three and a half years.

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Author: Paul Krendler

The Thinking Man's Zombie

9 thoughts on “Yeah…I Wouldn’t Get Too Comfortable There, Sport”

  1. Montana is an amazing place. John Steinbeck said:

    “I’m in love with Montana. For other states I have admiration, respect, recognition, even some affection. But with Montana it is love. And it’s difficult to analyze love when you’re in it.”

    Thing is, I can guaranfuckingtee you that Steinbeck was not talking about Havre which is a fucking rest stop on the way to the parts of Montana that people actually want to see. Virtually no one goes to Havre to take in the wonders of Havre. Many thousand of people stop in Havre to take a shit and grab some road supplies.

    If I was going to be the DJ at a truck stop, I'd try to find one that never sees 40 degrees below zero, but I guess that's just me.

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  2. Guess it's time to bust out the form letter showing Dumbfuck's own words about how he can't drive and can't work and send it off to the Montana DMV.

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    1. Fun fact, I heard "I'm on my way" back in '92 or so, a friend who was in the army brought a tape back. Most of America probably thinks the song was made for Schrek.

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  3. To be fair to the dumbf5ck, the turdrolling toddlerstalker Bill Schmalfeldt, he's only lived in 6 states. The remaining states were smart enough to not hire or house him.

    Only Iowa and South Carolina were dumb enough to host him twice...

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  4. "I've had 12 restraining orders against me in 6 years. I've moved 12 times in 3 years. My numbers keep going up despite almost dying five times from PD."

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    1. "... 12 restraining orders .... moved 12 times ..." - I think further research might be needed to determine if there is causation or just correlation there.

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