Wellllp… I suppose that's what I deserve for getting my hopes up…
— "Bungalow Bill" Schmalfeldt (@PortlyPundit) November 30, 2018
Totally cereal about this. I have no intention of uprooting my balloon animal and giving my cat away AGAIN for a minimum wage radio gig in the hustings for a company that doesn’t believe in due diligence or background checks.
Pro-tip: if you are continuously trying to “un- retire,” you are UNEMPLOYED, DUMBFUCK.