Little Birdies Everywhere!

Seven swans a swimming,

Six geese a laying,

Four calling birds,

Three French hens,

Two turtledoves,

And a partridge in a pear tree!

And all of them tell me DUMBFUCK now lives at the corner of Washington and west 11th street in a second floor apartment facing 11th.

Merry Christmas!


Author: Paul Krendler

The Thinking Man's Zombie

10 thoughts on “Little Birdies Everywhere!”

  1. Wow, those buildings look almost as rundown as DUMBFUCK is! Much sturdier though, as anyone familiar with the Three Little Pigs and this one Big Stupid Pig can tell you. Brick is much stronger than bullshit.

  2. Whatever happened to the days when DUMBFUCK and Snaggletooth were going to own my house?

    Home ownership, like seeing his genitalia with a mirror, is something I don’t see him experiencing again.

  3. I guess it's no coincidence that it's right across the street from a place called the Kum & Go. Wonder where the missus will be working?

  4. And... He's gone! The portlypundit twitter handle is gone. I was so looking forward to hearing about the MT Experience.

  5. You can rent an apartment by the month? That's how long this new job will last, just until the probationary period ends. When they figure out how big a goof he is, he will get the hook again. Has he booked the return ticket to the future-never-sis-in-law's basement yet?


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