Good Evening, DUMBFUCK!

Remember back in Guymon, when the first thing your new boss did was make you remove all station references from your Twitter page?

You do know you’re heading right back into the lion’s den, don’t you?

You do know you’re going to get fired at the end of your probationary period, don’t you?

You do know that big sister Donna is getting sick and fucking tired of rolling out the “take us back, my conscience kicked in again and I quit just as they kicked me out” rug for you, don’t you?

You do know that nothing says true love, nothing says I’m REALLY GOING TO MARRY YOU AND GET YOUR TEETH FIXED SO THEY LOOK AT LEAST BETTER THAN STRANNY than lighting out for northern Montana 10 days before Christmas and leaving your skank bag behind alone…

Don’t you?

Have you lost count of how many times this makes that you’ve un-re-un-re-un-re-un-retired?

I haven’t.


Author: Paul Krendler

The Thinking Man's Zombie

12 thoughts on “Good Evening, DUMBFUCK!”

  1. My god he is too dumb to be a dumb fuck, just look at that tweet, I mean how much stupid can you put in 240 characters?

  2. There's another radio station in bumfuck nowhere that hasn't heard of Google?

    I'm shocked that they would even think of hiring Bill Matthews Schmallfeldt, aka Bill Matthews, aka Broadway Bill, aka the turdrolling toddlerstalker. Should've trademarked that last one, Bill Schmalfeldt, because then maybe you could sue us for trademark infringement. (I'd love to see, I mean post regulary, the public document paperwork for that one...)

    I'm so old I remember when forcing Bill Schmalfeldt to walk outdoors in Maryland in winter was considered by him to be assault. Montana? Bouncy bouncy bouncy. Slip sliding away.

    Take home message, BIll Matthews Schmalfeldt has miraculously developed the ability to survive _very_ cold winters, in defiance to his prior sworn testimony in court that walking outside in Maryland in winter could be a tragic event.

  3. This is like a fat, stupid version of Sisyphus. Except Sisyphus had no choice. And wasn't a bus ride from SC to MD supposed to kill him?
    OTOH, I'd like to see 1) what the itinerary for a bus trip from SC to MT looks like, and 2) what the restroom in the back of the bus looks like before and after the turdrolling toddlerstalker uses it. I pity the other passengers. (I have no desire whatsoever to know what it smells like.)

  4. According to a Facebook post, Oedipal Bill claims he will be doing some sort of afternoon/evening chat show. This could be very entertaining. If it is true, how long before he starts belittling & dumping on the people who call in & gets himself fired? On the other hand, it would be interesting if people would call in & quote some of his more engaging tweets. Like having sex with dead people in a mortuary, urinating on children etc.

  5. Random thoughts and questions.

    - Can't grasp he's really going to Montana. Baby, it's cold ouside. Not only that, these are not his kind of people. Aren't there one or more radio stations in Berkeley? What about Radio Pacifica in the bay area? I assume that one still exists. And there ARE overpasses in the bay area, you know-

    - The 3 stations he references are Rock, Country and Sports. None specialize in political commentary which is what Bill wants.

    - The 'radio station / broadcaster thing' is REALLY in his head. This is what Bill wants to do. Now if he can JUST get a political show of his own...

    - Google maps shows it's 34 hours from Myrtle Beach to Havre. In a car. Presumably longer in a bus. Tough trip for a old man I'd think.

    - Why is Schmalfeldt running two different twitter accounts concurrently? portlypundit and bill matthewsNMB. Didn't there use to be just one T in Matthews? Maybe I'm mis-remembering that one.

    - What does NMB on his latest handle signify?

    - If you listen carefully, you can hear a Sword of Damocles Doom Clock softly ticking away. Out there, somewhere. Has Bill's name on it (among others) and if I ... Oh, hell. Not going to educate the monkey.

    1. Didn't there use to be just one T in Matthews? Maybe I'm mis-remembering that one.

      No, your memory is fine. It's DUMBFUCK that's faulty.

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    Damn is he on the train on the way back to South Carolina already?


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