Stranahan’s Primal Scream to Breitbart: “VALIDATE MY CRAZY THEORIES!” https://t.co/vKGDl5k53P
— Bill Schmalfeldt (@PortlyPundit) November 5, 2018
God, how terrible must DUMBFUCK’S life be that he resorts to relocating every month in order to find yet another insignificant media market in the Fakinson’s EXACERBATING winters of northern Wisconsin in order to propound his own crazy theories while one of his biggest bêtes noires does more journalism in a day than he’s managed in a lifetime?
This seems like a good time to start recounting some of the crazy theories that Bill Schmalfeldt has pronounced as fact over the last several years.
- He’s going to marry the balloon animal he calls Lady Dye Job