I remember the first time I took you out trick-or-treating. You were a cowboy. https://t.co/RyOsDGVqx0
— Bill Schmalfeldt (@PortlyPundit) October 31, 2018
@joestump no matter how many times I try ( kidding dad ). What's crazy is I did not meet him until I was 21 & then I was like… oh, I see.
— Peter Schmalfeldt (@mrmidi) October 8, 2014
Now, please don’t do anything impolite to the son. I imagine he’s got enough stress in his life, trying to deal politely with a DUMBFUCK absentee father who suddenly wants to be palsie-walsies with him.
No need to complicate his life.
P.S. When you “quit” 🙄 one job, and four weeks later start another, you’re not “retired.”
You’re UNEMPLOYED. Because you got FIRED.