Earworm Wednesday (a couple days late)!!

Many thanks to AJ Fornicarius Hoc for the parody lyrics inspiration!

Hey, Bungling Oaf Bill
What did you spill
Bungling Oaf Bill?

He went out Trump hunting with his balloon animal girlfriend
In case of accidents he always wore Depends
He’s the all American penis-headed nutshuffler with no friends.
All the Cub Scouts sing

Hey, Bungling Oaf Bill
What’s in those pills
Bungling Oaf Bill?

Deep in the Beltway where the mighty Trumpster sleeps
Bill and Inflataskank got arrested cuz they’re creeps
The Secret Service sent them out to hump some sheeps
All the Cub Scouts sing

Hey, Bungling Oaf Bill
Is your I.Q. nil
Bungling Oaf Bill?

The Cub Scouts asked about Bill’s nonexistent chin
And if it was the same for his monoplacental twin
When Lady Dye did laugh he tossed her in a bin
All the Cub Scouts sing

Hey, Bungling Oaf Bill
Your panties have frills
Bungling Oaf Bill!

Like(7)Dislike(0)

Author: Paul Krendler

The Thinking Man's Zombie

One thought on “Earworm Wednesday (a couple days late)!!”

Let the Horde Speak Out!

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.