To Be Fair, It’s the Only Jumping He Can Do

Tubed-meat and mayonnaise maven Bill Schmalfeldt has already predicted (safe link, of course) how the Trump administration will react to the arrest of the as-yet-unidentified suspect in the sending of bombs, well…suspicious packages, well…non-functional bomb-resembling packages that were never capable of actually exploding to Democrat lawmakers, commentators and celebrities.

He hasn’t moved this fast since his email alert went off in June 2015 and he missed seeing his beloved shuffle off the mortal coil whilst angrily responding to Howard Earl, or something.

BUT LET’S BE SERIOUS FOR A MOMENT. THE FBI HAS BEEN HESITANT TO CALL THESE DEVICES HOAXES, BECAUSE THERE IS STILL A CHANGE THAT THERE IS ONE OUT THERE DESIGNED TO GO OFF AND DO DAMAGE.  WE CAN GIGGLE AT WHAT WE HAVE SEEN SO FAR, BUT LET’S NOT GO SO FAR THAT WE FORGET THIS IS SERIOUS BUSINESS AND WE DON’T WANT TO SEE ANYONE HURT

Of  course the Projector General knows exactly what his “Right Wing Echo Chamber” will do! According to him, they will do exactly what he would do to defend his bedwetting co-travelers.

  • Deny.
  • Attack.
  • Reverse Victim and Offender.

Classic leftist technique.

He’s fast, but he’s never been original.

Though I’m surprised he didn’t manage to work some Cub Scout Rape Fantasy in with that somewhere…

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Author: Paul Krendler

The Thinking Man's Zombie

3 thoughts on “To Be Fair, It’s the Only Jumping He Can Do”

  1. Schmalfeldt must have a lot of time on his hands. Good to be retired. Again. Also good that Brett 'The Speedway Bomber' Kimberlin gave Bill the keys to BU. Yet again. Good that his 'most excellent friend' still takes calls from Schmalfeldt. Lowlifes not only seek their level but they find their ilk. And stay in contact.

    Has anybody thought of screen-capping Schmalfeldts' thoughts on departing KGYN AM 1210 and sending same to the radio station? The Big Talker ducked a bullet. Glad for them.

    Punching 'bill mathews' into the search box at guymondailyherald.com yields no results. 'kgyn' yields nothing that mentions Bill. I'm surprised April Coble didn't take the time to write up a local Internet/Broadcasting/Progressive luminary. Seems like that would have been a natural.

    And finally. Did you notice a disturbance in The Force last night? Telegraphed on hogewash, methinks. The first tremor is always the lightest. I still think John is running a special-edition 'Sword of Damocles' doom clock. Time will tell. What is it the young folks say? Ah, yes: "Tick Tock."

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    1. Just to be precise: He is not "retired" now - he is unemployed. It doesn't matter whether he quit or was fired. He was working; he is not now - he is unemployed. He never posted any followup about the OPM asking him to prove he is disabled - I bet they pulled his disability benefits, which is why he got a job in the first place. It must really suck to be an unemployed (and unemployable) grifter.

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