An actual, decent-looking, non-offensive photograph of Bill Schmalfeldt!
This banner photo…
gives him a healthy and youthful appearance that I don’t think he’s ever had in his life.
Either his own Photoshop skills have gotten a lot better recently or he let a professional do it.
Are you really going to tell me that the flyaway eyebrows couldn’t be fixed, too?
That’s just sloppy. And it ruins what could have been a very nice – if totally fake – picture.