DUMBFUCK Bill Schmalfeldt, disease faker, multiply adjudicated harasser and stalker, vexatious litigant, serial doxxer of complete strangers, Great White Butthurt Hunter and lying, sexist, racist, bigoted, anti-Semitic motherfucker, pontificates on the instinct for self-preservation…

I suppose if we consider “FLEEING ACROSS THE COUNTRY LIKE A COWARD MULTIPLE TIMES TO ESCAPE THE CONSEQUENCES OF HIS BAD ACTS” an instinct for self-preservation, he might be considered an expert.

Unfortunately, he lacks the good sense to STAY UNDER THE FUCKING PORCH.


Author: Paul Krendler

The Thinking Man's Zombie

9 thoughts on “A-HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!”

  1. Manafort would also have to have something to flip over. It's been over a year, just of Mueller's hunting, not to mention Comey before that, without a shred of evidence coming to light. So good luck with that one, lefty chumps.

    1. Manafort has a lot to trade for a deal. Unfortunately for Cabin Boy's moronic fantasy life, all of Manafort's information is about the Clinton's dirty deals.

      1. Were my surname Podesta, I'd be wishing a massive coronary failure on Manafort.

        Meanwhile, Butthurt Bill Chews His Shoes.

  2. At this point I think Trump has Mueller in a cleft stick. Or perhaps a knight fork. At any rate, unless Mueller has some bombshell actual proof of a crime during the campaign Trump wins and Mueller loses.

  3. William Schmalfeldt, the valor stealing parkinsons faking shitbag (#whereisonyx) seems to really get a hardon over his fantasies of a group of people doing something "wrong" (only in his own mind) and one of them "flipping" on the others. Its a recurring theme he salivates at mentioning.

    Its almost as exciting to him as rolling turds and sniffing them.

    1. It’s also very well established that he projects his own failings and insecurities onto others.

      But that’s none of my business...

  4. I would imagine if Schmalfeldt was under indictment, the entire Breitbit Unmasked crew would be revealed.

      1. I'd put $100 on him telling the process server that information while standing at the door still pissing his pants.


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