Good Morning, DUMBFUCK!

Gee, DUMBFUCK! You sure are a tough guy! Of course, everyone knows you wont ACTUALLY file another LOLSUIT that is doomed to fail the moment it spits out of the printer. I would have a lot more respect for you if actually DID it (but only in the sense that the smallest possible measurable unit of respect is a lot more than zero respect). COME ON, DUMBFUCK! Put your lazy, useless in forma pauperis ass where your mouth is. DO IT! I DARE YOU!!!


Author: Paul Krendler

The Thinking Man's Zombie

11 thoughts on “Good Morning, DUMBFUCK!”

  1. William, why? Just... Why? You know deep down that PRESiDENT Trump doesn't give two shits about you or your opinion. Pretending to be a tough guy thinking your fellow leftwards will rally around you is a plan full of nothing but aids and fail.

    tl;Dr - "I JUST POOPED" --William "Stranahan Wannabe" Schmalfeldt, the valor stealing, parkinsons faking shitbag.

  2. bill I am sure that the President is gonna take the advice of a "reeky fool-born reeling-ripe wagtail".

  3. I'm pretty sure President Trump could kick Fatfuck's gelatinous ass, Fakinson's or no Fakinson's.

    People who actually are badass don't have to tweet or blog about how badass they are.

    Last man standing?


    1. More like “Last man quivering in a puddle of his own urine.”

      1. .. on the street.

        No way anyone would let him stay in the bar. He'd have his ass thrown out in the first ten seconds.

  4. Speaking of credentials, funny how the guy that lies about having 30 years experience doesn't have any while the man he constantly disparages, Lee Stranahan, does. AND Lee gets to go to White House press briefings while Bill sits in his disgusting hovel yelling I POOPED! at nobody on the internet.

  5. Bill's combat experience wielding a pencil storming the beaches of Lebanon strike fear into the hearts of absolutely no one. Freaking Stolen Valor fake hero.

  6. Oh look! Some more of that well known William Schmalfeldt racism. The black guy is obnoxious because he won't stay on Bill's plantation.

  7. No way PDT! You can't take away Dumbfuck's credentials! He bought em fair an square from the Profeshunnal Journomalism Socitety!


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