Good Afternoon, DUMBFUCK!

…says the guy who can’t drive because of his progressive neurological disorder which never ever gets better…

until he suddenly can again. Who opened a GoFundMe campaign to fund a 48 state road trip over 35 days.  Who drove from Iowa to South Carolina and back to Iowa and back to South Carolina.

And then just as suddenly, can’t.

…the same guy who says he can’t travel from South Carolina to Maryland to show up in court…

But then travels from South Carolina to Albuquerque and back. On a debilitating Greyhound. And then makes the trip from South Carolina to North Dakota, no, Iowa…by the Big Dog and Amtrak…until his would-be employer does a deep background check and says “Thanks but no thanks” and he has to return to Myrtle.

Until he can hoodwink the next prospective employer, at least.


When it comes to lying (by volume, if not by quality), Donald Trump isn’t fit to lick the dried lube from Bill Schmalfeldt’s taint.


Author: Paul Krendler

The Thinking Man's Zombie

2 thoughts on “Good Afternoon, DUMBFUCK!”

  1. What is the metric for “deep” on “background check”?

    I’m thinking five minutes on google will tell *anyone* FAR MORE than they need about William M. Schmalfeldt than they really need to know.

    Call me at (702) 867-5409 if you need this explained in words of one syllable, Cousin Bill.


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