By Jove, I Think He’s Got It!

Several years ago, a term surfaced in the business world.

“Branding.”

Use of the term soon branched out from business into social media, with Twitter users, YouTubers and Instagrammers building their personal “brands.”

I think a simple and fair definition of what makes a brand is when you can create an associate a simple word or phrase with yourself or your company. Let me offer some examples.

If I give you the word

BURGERS

it’s likely you will reflexively visualize

or

If I say

COFFEE

a majority of Americans will see

Movie franchises build the same sort of familiarity. The words ALIEN, PREDATOR, and TERMINATOR each conjure very specific images.

It can even apply to people.

If I say, “no-talent butt implants,” we all know I’m talking about Kim Kardashian West. Or some other Kardashian sister. Whatever.

If I say “#MeToo,” Harvey Weinstein. Kevin Spacey. Matt Lauer. Woody Allen. Charlie Rose. Louis C.K. Maybe this wasn’t such a good example.

If I say “fake news,” nobody thinks about trashy supermarket tabloid newspapers “PRINCE LOUIS IS AN ALIEN!!” any longer. For good or ill, we know it’s the mainstream media.

And inevitably, as it always must, the discussion turns back to our favorite DUMBFUCK. For many years, he has been working feverishly to build a brand of his own. And he has been VERY successful. But not in the way he had always hoped.

DERANGED CYBERSTALKER
DEMENTED CYBERTROLL
DUMBFUCK
LOLSUIT LOSER
TODDLERSTALKER
CHAMPION PEACE ORDER RECIPIENT
FAKINSON’S SUFFERER
PANTS-WETTING COWARD
STOLEN VALOR
RACIST
ANTI-SEMITE
VEXATIOUS LITIGANT
MISOGYNIST
LARD ASS
FAILDOX
MENDACIOUS MALODOROUS MANATEE

The list literally (and I mean that LITERALLY) goes on and on.

But now…

…that he is CONSOLIDATING his business and personal accounts (betcha he missed more than a few in that consolidation <— this is FORESHADOWING!)…

…now that he has become @BlueMyrtleBeach, he has his brand:

@1934radio
@2014Radio
@A*************
@AudioOddities
@AwalkerUnmasked
@BalmerLiberal
@bexmajella
@bill365radio
@BillSchmalfeldt
@BlitzParkinsons
@BloodontheMike
@bloodonthemike
@BloodontheMike
@bluemyrtlebeach
@BooksOBilly
@b*********
@BrainSlices
@BreitbartsBane
@BreitbitNews
@breitbitnews
@breitbitnews
@BreitbitNewsNet
@B**************
@bschmalfeldt
@ByeByeHoggy
@CabinBoyBilly
@cabinboycomedy
@CabinBoyRadio
@CBParodyRecords
@CBParodyRecords
@CBParodyRecords
@classichits365
@ClintIconoclast
@comedyparkinsons
@ComedyVengeance
@C*************
@CranialVault365
@cybergnome55
@DaLiberalGrouch
@DeadAndrew
@DeepBrainMedia
@DeepBrainRadio
@DeepBrainRadio
@DeepBrainRadio
@DeepBrainTV
@deepstatenews
@DementiaHouse
@DerangedComic
@DespicableBill
@DevilsVictrola
@dirtyschnitzel
@dirtyschnitzel
@DJ_Littlefinger
@DystopianHijinx
@ElPasoSwing
@endtimestribune
@endtimestribune
@EPInternetRadio
@FatManPodcast
@FatManPodcast
@f*************
@FightRightRadio
@Fite_Rite_Radio
@FreestateLib
@FrendoDaPeeples
@FTR_Radio
@FTRRadioNews
@FTRRNews
@GhostRadioOnlin
@ghostradonlin
@grouch365
@grouchcast
@Grouchcast365
@grouchyoldlib
@hamiltonpigg
@hardboiledradio
@HogeWatch
@HogeWJJ
@hoggyjr1
@hoggysenior
@hotcheeseshot
@HowardCoLiberal
@i94radio
@Iconoclast52732
@icrapradio
@ih8radio365
@ih8radio365
@InjusticeBuster
@intheseendtimes
@johnnycapstone
@justplainbill15
@justplainbill15
@LakeBreezeRadio
@laststoplounge
@Leonidas_BU
@LesterKlemper
@LiberalGabFest
@LiberalGrouch
@LiberalGrouch16
@l**************
@LiberalGrouchcast
@liberalgrouchcd
@LibGrouchcast
@LibralLiberator
@libtardmedia
@LobotomyRadio
@lobotomysandwich
@LordOfSatire
@MackCanudo
@markinmd2
@MBFreeSpeech
@mementomaury15
@MentalHealthRad
@Merrywidower
@mikeontheblood
@m*******
@Mr_Plaintiff
@MrTattleTale
@munkomania
@MunkoMentia
@MunkoTales
@MusicUnshackled
@NatBloggersClub
@NatlLibExaminer
@NewsRoomDude
@nodakeditor
@NoRadio4OldMen
@NuclearLawfare
@OddcastGallery
@OldManLive365
@OldRadioGrump
@OldUncleBastard
@Omnicast365
@OnlineRadioSRN
@OnlineRadioSRN
@O************
@ParkinsonPundit
@ParkinsonsHumor
@Parkinsonsmedia
@ParkinsonsRadio
@ParkyBill
@ParkyBillTweets
@ParkyPundit
@PatOmbudsman
@PatriotOmbud
@P******
@PDPersecution
@phonynostalgia
@PodcastPair
@P***********
@PoopFlakedBeard
@PORadioBTR
@PurloinedParody
@R***********
@Radio_Slappy
@Radio1944
@RadioBernie365
@radiobill
@RadioDrumpf
@RadioNixonUSA
@r**********
@RadioParkinsons
@r**********
@RadioShilohNews
@RadioWiseguy
@RadioWMS
@r*******
@RMNixonRadio
@SchmalfeldtBill
@SchmalfeldtRUs
@SchmalTalkRadio
@SlappyMcWingnut
@Startingat60
@stogiecarbuncle
@TeabagTribune
@TeamSchmalfeldt
@TechnoratiTroll
@The_Book_Jerk
@The_Walking_Zed
@TheBrainBrunch
@TheFatMan_BTR
@TheGrouchcast
@TheHonyockKing
@TheLiberalGrouch
@TheLibrulGrouch
@TheMaxGluteus
@TheMerryWidower
@TheSordidTruth
@TheTruthTribune
@TidingsofDoom
@TimeSkipRadio
@TrailerTrashGuy
@truckstopdolly
@Trumperama
@trumpthumpcast
@TrumpThumpRadio
@Truthatory
@TwoStiffsRadio
@Vergeltung
@VeryBadRadio
@waroftheweasels
@Weltschmerz1955
@weltschmerz2015
@weltschmerz2015
@weltschmerz2015
@weltschmerz2015
@weltschmerz2015
@weltschmerz2015
@weltschmerz2015
@weltschmerz2015
@W************
@wjjjhoge
@WMS_DB_Online
@WMSBroadcasting
@WMSBroadcasting
@WMSBroadcasting
@WMSchmalfeldt
@wmschmalfeldt
@WMSdb
@WMSMusicRadio
@WMSRadio1943
@WMSRadioNetwork
@WorthingSuesBlogger
@YouGetNoQuarter
@YoungestOldDude
@YourBigFatRadio

For the record, that is nearly 230 separate – if not unique – Twitter handle creations or changes. me are still active.

He has a BRAND.

His Brand is

REBRANDING!

It’s got to work eventually. An infinite number of monkeys pounding on an infinite number of typewriters can’t possibly be wrong.

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Author: Paul Krendler

The Thinking Man's Zombie

13 thoughts on “By Jove, I Think He’s Got It!”

  1. I will just note that The Other Podcast with Stacy McCain and W. J. J Hoge has 10 Episodes and counting, all from one location over 2 1/2 months. Can anybody name a podcast of bs that has lasted one month let alone two?

    http://www.blogtalkradio.com/mccainandhoge

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    1. Well... Those free trial offers from podcasters run out after a week or two, and donation buttons on all of Fatfuck's various schemes sit unused (along with various blegs)...

      Hence we are subjected to endless rebranding because a neckless twatwaffle has no money and no future due to lack of intelligence and lack of talent.

      Couldn't have happened to a more deserving piece of shit.

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    1. As I said, separate but not unique accounts or name changes.

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  2. Are you missing King of the Honyocks or was that just a blog handle?

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  3. Oh come on, he's GREAT at branding. Who can forgot the compelling story of Broadway Bill and Hell's Kitchen Kate?

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    1. Ooooooooo! Ooooooooo! Is that the one where a dumb fucking tool loses his job before he works a minute in studio because he ran his cockholster on Twitter?!?

      I love a happy ending!!

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      1. No, it's the one where a guy who finally made it up the ladder to a real radio job starts fucking a listener and gets kicked out of the house by his wife and then has to go groveling back when ol Kate also kicks him to the curb. And just after that he gets kicked to the curb by the radio station for running his fat fucking mouth on politics when he was repeatedly told the shut the fuck up and play his show tunes.

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        1. Are you sure Kate wasn’t just a groupie who ditched AFTER he got shitcanned and wasn’t a star to be fucked anymore?

          Oh, and whatever happened to the big NATIONALLY SYNDICATED TALK SHOW he told everyone he had signed up for?

          Oh, wait, I remember: BIG FUCKING LIE

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  4. In fairness, he did a great job as Thanos in the latest Avengers movie.

    Seriously, it's all I could do to not laugh out loud every time that no-neck ballchinian was on the screen.

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