This is a generalized observation. If you adopt the name “Bill Schmalfeldt” in your Twitter handle thinking no one will figure out you’re that DUMBFUCK, you’re wrong. You are, indeed, the one and only DUMBFUCK, and should be embarrassed and ashamed of yourself if you possessed of any self-awareness at all. #Observations


Author: Paul Krendler

The Thinking Man's Zombie

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  1. If your name happened to be William Schmalfeldt or Bill Schmalfeldt or anything approximating either of those names and you aren't actually Dumbf*ck Bill Schmalfeldt, you'd be much better changing your name to Charles Manson, or Lee Harvey Oswald, or maybe Adolf Hitler.

      1. What ever happened to old Mark? And for that matter that guy with all the friends in high places Roger S? Strange how they just disappeared. Just goes to show that William "Stolen Valor" Schmalfeldt of KDSN in Denison Iowa can't even keep imaginary friends.

        1. I laughed my ass of when ol Roger got arrested.

          Couldn't have happened to a nicer shithead.


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