Jimmy Kimmel Destroys Bill Schmalfeldt’s Favorite Rhetorical Weapon

OHNOES!

In the seeming endless feud between conservative radio host and Fox News pundit Sean Hannity and late night host Jimmy Kimmel, Kimmel recently ran out of gas and surrendered by virtue of his inability to employ anything more creative than homophobic slurs,

Only after it became evident that he had pissed off the autophagic LGBT left:

 

…did the honchos at Disney have a little talk with Jimmy, after which he apologized in the typically backhanded “non-apology apology only given because the bosses could fill my job in a heartbeat” manner so common on the Left.

But this was a cutting edge, snapping type of retort that new KDSN Radio host Bill Schmalfeldt would employ in a heartbeat!

Now that the mainstay of Bill Schmalfeldt’s comedic genius (if you don’t count Cub Scout Porn and toilet jokes) has been exposed and appropriately excoriated by the exalted cultural arbiters of the Left, how will he ever be funny on the radio again?

And just when he was getting back into his groove, too.

 

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Author: Paul Krendler

The Thinking Man's Zombie

22 thoughts on “Jimmy Kimmel Destroys Bill Schmalfeldt’s Favorite Rhetorical Weapon”

  1. What is the over/under on how long it takes the phrases "Poop Flakes" or "Butt Fume Huffing" to make an appearance on air by KDNS's newest host?

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      1. Request for clarification. Is that 13m40s of time that his voice is actually broadcast - or 13m40s from the time his voice is first broadcast for them? Just trying to verify if you're intending to include pre-recorded segments (such as ads) in the official time. I'll hang up and listen for the answer.

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        1. That figured is REAL TIME, from the moment he flips the switch and says "This is Broad Ass Bill!!"

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  2. And yet not only was outright worshipping the left's second coming of Christ (Barry Soetoro) mandatory, but refusal to do so could end your career.

    But now that one of their chosen is no longer president, hoping he fails is no longer treason.

    Right, you bastard leftist hypocrites?

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  3. I know I'm an outlier with this, but I'm betting he lasts at least a week. I know he can't help himself but be offensive at some point, but I think he's actually going to make a concerted effort not to, rather than just let his freak flag fly.

    After all, rumor has it that the jig, if not precisely up, is becoming somewhat buoyant.

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    1. I think he lasts three weeks.

      Then his past shows up in the hands of the local sheriff during one of his on-air segments.

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  4. I think his employment was gained from his lying to and the misleading of his new boss. Based only from the radio station’s announcement, we know he lied about his work history and the places he has lived in the past 10 years. I’d love to know how he white washed his multiple protective orders from multiple victims in multiple States. I doubt Bill told them that at least one order of protection was for a child under 5 years of age.

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  5. Put me down for two hours:

    An hour fifty to figure out how to flip the switch, and 10 minutes for management to realize how much better they liked dead air.

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    1. BwahaBWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

      I have always said that the best part of all of Fatfuck's various podcasting attempts was the massive amounts of obligatory dead air as his stupid ass attempted to figure out how to broadcast.

      Great minds and all that....

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      1. You forgot his other trademark. The constant sixty-cycle buzz. He could probably cause it to happen even in a well maintained broadcast studio.

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        1. I agree.

          60hz buzzing is probably/provably caused by his two functioning brain cells repelling each other in that mostly empty dick dented melon of his.

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  6. Today (April 12) is suppose to be Broad Ass Bill's debut on the radio station, right? I'm in the pool for May 18 as the day he gets canned. I know how hard it is to find candidates for a job - it can't be any easier in a place like Denison Iowa. They won't fire him until they have had a chance to start the search for a replacement. Has anyone sent the station manager the document we found about how to seek a restraining order yet? He will need it after he fires Bill.

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  7. So, in the last 2 months, either Bill Schmalfeldt tried to move to three different places for jobs, and lost the jobs before even starting, or he is a complete liar. While he has a well proven record of lying, making the second option highly likely, I also think his internet presence has been so bad that the first option is entirely possible.

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  8. Dear PLM-ers:

    When I block you after you comment it is NOT because you were witty or “won an argument” it’s because I am scared and have no idea how to respond in any way that doesn't make me look the fool. I might type in all caps. I might demand endless proof that I didn't do what I do do (wink), I might racially or sexually try to slur you, and I will almost certainly use some juvenile or infantile phrasing. But NONE OF THAT WORKS and try as I might to deny it, deep inside my hollow echoing shell I know it. I am nothing to me and nothing can fill that chasm. That’s why. FYI.

    Dumbfuck

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  9. Well, hell. Fired before the bus even hit the Iowa border. The more fool me, I knew that betting that Bill Schmalfeldt could show a small child's level of self-restraint was a sucker bet. I knew he'd fuck it up, but without even getting on air?

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    1. He lost TWO jobs before he even started - the "small Mid-Western paper" job in North Dakota, and then the radio gig. Both within two weeks. So now he is limping back "home" to SC, and begging his "honey" to take him in, after abandoning her for some job prospects. At least he didn't abandon any dogs by the side of the road this time - at least I don't think he did.

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      1. It's absolutely hysterical that he got fired before he even started. Last time it took them a week or so before giving him the boot, now he's not even making through the front door. The only thing he seems to be good at is getting fired faster.

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