By the Way, Fellow Zombies

If you haven’t read the glowing

NARRATOR: Sooo not glowing.


NARRATOR: Actually only one review.

of Bill Schmalfeldt’s new book and the comments following,

NARRATOR: Oh, those comments!

you are really missing something special.

There is a perverse beauty in how perfectly he proves his critics correct, over and over again.


Author: Paul Krendler

The Thinking Man's Zombie

10 thoughts on “By the Way, Fellow Zombies”

  1. I was going to say, he defends his book by attacking others. What could possibly go wrong with that?

  2. Very few, if any, things are as dependable as the Bill Schmalfeldtian Stupidity. It's right up there with atomic clocks.

  3. File Size: 2922 KB
    Print Length: 96 pages
    Publication Date: April 22, 2018
    Sold by: Amazon Digital Services LLC
    Language: English
    ASIN: B07CKWZ5J1
    Text-to-Speech: Enabled
    Not Enabled
    Word Wise: Enabled
    Lending: Enabled
    Screen Reader: Supported
    Enhanced Typesetting: Enabled
    Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #569,484 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)

    #156 in Kindle Store > Kindle eBooks > Law > Perspectives on Law > Non-US Legal Systems
    #260 in Kindle Store > Kindle Short Reads > Two hours or more (65-100 pages) > Politics & Social Sciences
    #563 in Books > Law > Legal Theory & Systems > Non-US Legal Systems

    Paperback: 81 pages
    Publisher: Independently published (April 23, 2018)
    Language: English
    ISBN-10: 1980908532
    ISBN-13: 978-1980908531
    Product Dimensions: 6 x 0.2 x 9 inches
    Shipping Weight: 6.2 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
    Average Customer Review: 1.0 out of 5 stars 1 customer review
    Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #707,354 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

    #483 in Books > Law > Legal Theory & Systems > Non-US Legal Systems
    #504 in Books > Politics & Social Sciences > Politics & Government > Political Science > Comparative Politics
    #1855 in Books > Politics & Social Sciences > Politics & Government > Specific Topics > Commentary & Opinion

    Those numbers mean that at the time of this comment ol bs has "sold" at most two kindle copies and one print copy of his "book".


    Cost of ISBN Numbers From J J Bowker For US Publishers
    1 ISBN $125
    10 ISBNs $295
    100 ISBNs $575


    1. So are saying Bill PAID to have his book catalogued by the ISBN? Bwhahahahahahahahahahaha

    2. If you have Prime, you can get it for free via Kindle Unlimited. So those 2 Kindle copies he maybe "sold?" Maybe not.

  4. Claims he has to file a LOLsuit, gets pauper status.

    *spends $125+ to get ISBNs*

    1. What interests me is that he appears to have two Amazon accounts--has approximately 20 pages of stuff for sell on Amazon between them--yet has never listed any income from Amazon when filing for pauper status.

      ht tps:// ***remove space***

      So did he commit perjury or has he never received any money from Amazon? You know a crackerjack journalist would jump all over that story.


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