Of course you have, DUMBFUCK.
Albuquerque may be within the western limit of the jackalope’s range, as WJJ Hoge III says, but it's a well-known fact that Westminster, MD, is where the species known as the Bloviating Gas Bag Butthurt Booby goes to lick its wounds before it dies. It's SCIENCE!
— Bill Schmalfeldt is The Liberal Grouch (@LiberalGrouch18) March 9, 2018
Of course you have.
We are all you have.
Well…us, and fantasies of raping Cub Scouts around the campfire.
Why did you have to move from Iowa to North Dakota, again? I really doubt it was because The Giant made a great career leap in the field of janitorial arts.
And if you’re really wondering how you can honor Mom’s legacy in the time you have left, may I make a humble suggestion? Why not poop on a kitchen chair and then take The Cure? A nice, big exit wound out the top of your dick-dented hat rack would be a beautiful gesture.