And They Say the Obama White House Was Scandal Free!

“My father was slaughtered by a six-fingered man. He was a great swordmaker, my father. When the six-fingered man appeared and requested a special sword, my father took the job. He slaved a year before it was done.

The six-fingered man returned and demanded it, but at one tenth his promised price. My father refused. Without a word, the six-fingered man slashed him through the heart. I loved my father. So naturally, I challenged his murderer to a duel. I failed. The six-fingered man left me alive, but he gave me these.

I was eleven years old. And when I was strong enough, I dedicated my life to the study of fencing. So the next time we meet, I will not fail. I will go up to the six-fingered man and say, “Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.”


Author: Paul Krendler

The Thinking Man's Zombie

3 thoughts on “And They Say the Obama White House Was Scandal Free!”

  1. It has been pointed out that the artist that painted that portrait has an affinity to paint sperm cells in his painting, and a vein on the left side of Obama's forehead is shaped like a sperm cell.

    I knew he was a DickHead, and this portrait confirms it.


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