But He’s On YOOOOUUUUUUUR Side!

REBRANDING IS IMMINENT.

I REPEAT, REBRANDING IS IMMINENT!

Oh, and Twitter’s about to get sued for butthurt.

h/t to commenter Ipen.

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Author: Paul Krendler

The Thinking Man's Zombie

14 thoughts on “But He’s On YOOOOUUUUUUUR Side!”

  1. Oh my! Hey the tags do a good job of laying this simulation out pretty good.

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  2. "I REPEAT, REBRANDING IS IMMINENT!"

    Was it weird that I heard the original Star Trek TV Series RED ALERT when I read this?

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  4. He is on nobody's side, because nobody is on his side. I mean, who could be on the side of a Parkinson's faking, Stolen Valor lying, fantasy Cub Scout raping cuckold like him? I'm sure even Rotten Craw knows by now that he is a scumbag, and won't honor the promises he made to her (sure I'll marry you, babe, and then we'll get you right to a dentist). When even Twitter shuns you, you must be evil and crazy.

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    1. When even Twitter shuns you and you are a flaming liberal, you must be evil and crazy.

      FIFY

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  5. I’ll marry you
    I never created child porn
    I’ve never been banned
    I was digging in rubble in Beirut
    I am a five ribbon war hero
    I was first in my class
    I was loved by my mom
    ........

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  6. Remember when little willie said he was lawyer shopping? Take a look at his twitter bio.

    William A. Ferguson
    @ sub_aetha

    A drinking artist with a huge #modularsynth problem. I also develop #Python apps. I have serious issues.

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    2. Since when has any member of Team Pedo been anything but a huge failure?

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  7. Will we get a video like he did for Facebook where he calls out Twitter that he, as a disabled veteran and American citizen, having served in Lebanon under hostile conditions, is being treated as bad as Russian bots?

    That would be funny.

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    1. I don't know if I could write 18 minutes of material but it would be fucking AWESOME to dub new dialogue over the existing video.

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