Bill Schmalfeldt Wishes He Was This Funny

And let’s be perfectly frank – there is NOTHING funny about this:

I’m sure that someday, if he works very, very hard at his craft, Bill Schmalfeldt will one day improve to a point where he can be this unfunny.

For now, he’ll have to settle for being orders of magnitude less funny than this.

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Author: Paul Krendler

The Thinking Man's Zombie

5 thoughts on “Bill Schmalfeldt Wishes He Was This Funny”

  1. "For now, he’ll have to settle for being orders of magnitude less funny than this."

    Not for lack of trying...

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  2. What a shame he didn't come back to the judicial system time to be assigned Mr. Fakinsons' latest vexatious trainwreck. The beat down would have been glorious!

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  3. Brevity is the soul of wit.

    But little green things you find in your toilet are almost as good. Go with that, Bill.

    I still maintain it was the last vestige of his soul. It was small, it was green, it smelled funny. He rolled it, he sniffed it, he flushed it.

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