Who You Gonna Believe, Me Or Your Lying Eyes?

Of course DUMBFUCK wants to argue that the PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE of Al Franken feeling up a sleeping woman (she consented, though, I’m sure) isn’t REALLY what it looks like.

But then there’s also this:

"On the day of the show Franken and I were alone backstage going over our lines one last time. He said to me, 'We need to rehearse the kiss.' I laughed and ignored him. Then he said it again. I said something like, 'Relax Al, this isn’t 'SNL' ... we don't need to rehearse the kiss.' He continued to insist, and I was beginning to get uncomfortable," she wrote in her KABC piece.

She said that she acquiesced "so that he would stop badgering me" and that when he kissed her, he "put his hand on the back of my head, mashed his lips against mine and aggressively stuck his tongue in my mouth."

So you have, in the last week, a whole armload of forty year old accusations against a former federal judge now running for Senate, based entirely on “press conference” testimony  that can be neither confirmed nor refuted after all this time.

Now, if I know my DUMBFUCK as well as I think I do, the next words out of his chomp hole about soon to be ex-Senator Franken will be along the lines of “Prove it,” “There’s no proof,” “It’s his word against his,” or “until I hear different, she’s lying.”

Well, the proof you seek, oh intrepid investigamative journimalist, is out there if you could just get up off your well-fed hiney and stop waiting for the source to come to you.  Get out there, Scoop (of poop) Schmalfeldt, and do some real reporting for once.

In fact, let me point you in the right direction – the proof of truth of Ms. Tweeden’s accusations exists in two places: the photograph you tweeted, and in the hidden drawer right next to the verified evidence of truth spoken by the women that the **** Party paid to level the accusations at Judge Moore in the first place.

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Author: Paul Krendler

The Thinking Man’s Zombie

8 thoughts on “Who You Gonna Believe, Me Or Your Lying Eyes?”

  1. If Senator Creepy's hands were in contact, Big Fat Candy-Ass Mountain over there would be saying Franken couldn't actually feel the titties through the body armor. Because that would make it assault, but not sexual assault.

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  2. "Flack Jacket"?????? WTF? Bill work as an extra on Band of Brothers?

    Oh right. Stolen Valor. Bill has NO fucking idea what he's talking about. Bill stick to writing about things you know like screwing little boys.

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    1. Referring to body armor as a "flak jacket" would get you a one way ticket to remedial wall to wall counciling in Iraq/Afghanistan.

      Dumbshit stolen valor tool.

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    2. In the story for the radio station where she makes her accusation, Ms Tweeden uses the phrase “flak jacket”. Still doesn’t mak Mr. Bill correct. The poor idiot.

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  3. https://mobile.twitter.com/TrumpThumpRadio/status/931373069393907713/photo/1

    "He said he has a knack for organizing people in a positive direction..."

    MUTHU FUCKIN BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

    Oh. My. Gawd.... that is by FAR the funniest bit you have ever produced, Fatfuck.

    Oh. You were serious....

    BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!

    Gawd... I am DYING here...

    -gasp-

    -snortle-

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    1. Let me guess, he doens't want people to be able to complain about the length of your grass because, per usual, he was keeping his place like a shit hole.

      As a reminder, he LOST the election.

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