The Leading Cause of Loveless Marriages in the U.S.?


It looks like there’s a balloon animal in South Carolina that can’t afford health insurance under Obamacare anymore.

Actually, it reads very much like xhe couldn’t afford it in the first place. “Thank you for making it impossible for me to afford to get insurance by cutting off the subsidies.”

Guess what?

If you can’t afford something without someone else’s help to pay for it, YOU CAN’T AFFORD IT!

I guess xhe will have to find some other way to afford the insurance to fix that vandalized cemetery of a pecker wrecker xhe calls a mouth, and whatever other maladies might plague xer.

I know!  Maybe xhe could find some sap and convince him to marry xer to get on xis health insurance. It would take a real idiot to fall for such an obvious scam, though.

But even if xe did marry xer, the scam would only work if xe wasn’t a pauper and a cheapskate who would rather burn xis money on cheapjack scootypuffs than take care of xis plasticene playmate.

So remember – make good choices!


Author: Paul Krendler

The Thinking Man's Zombie

6 thoughts on “The Leading Cause of Loveless Marriages in the U.S.?”

  1. Maybe if you did something like oh I dunno like GET A FUCKING JOB like everyone else you might be able to afford something?

    This abortion of a health plan was courtesy of your heroes. Don't go blaming others because...

    Oh, ERM, I'll stop right there. That's all libtards know how to do.

    Btw- as for them not getting married, put me down for "each thought they were going to be able to sponge off the other but when the truth of their respective situations came to light they decided to stay in codependent grifter hell until one of them trades up and leaves the other"

    Like its not obvious...


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