Lies and Consequences

A little over three years ago, cowardly pussy DUMBFUCK Bill Schmalfeldt wrote:

I am going to let this blog stand until the weekend. Then it, and everything I can find with my name on it, will come off the Internet.

You can’t have me. I don’t want to play with the stupid kids any more. I have a short time left, and I want to use it for productive purposes.

Mock me. Whatever. Make fun of me. I give a shit. All the funny “footlong and mayo” jokes that you repeat to each other like 3-year olds who got a rise out of mommy and daddy when they said “poopy!” Go right on ahead.

For you, as of this moment, Bill Schmalfeldt ceases to exist. I am not going to let you run my life. I am going to create. I will come up with a pen name and use it exclusively. You may find it entertaining to hunt me down. But you won’t find me.

He originally posted that in the context of a larger post at http://schmalfeldt.org/2014/11/time-to-end-it-all/. You can click that link all you want; you won’t find anything, because that blog is among the dozens, perhaps hundreds, that Badass Bill has started and then a) lost, b) abandoned, c) memory-holed, or d) had suspended by his hosting provider in the years since his first failed efforts to get this blog taken down because it hurts his wide ass.

Fortunately, that post has been safely archived here.

Why do I bring it up? A couple of reasons. First, I want to repeat that quote above:

I am going to let this blog stand until the weekend. Then it, and everything I can find with my name on it, will come off the Internet.

You can’t have me. I don’t want to play with the stupid kids any more. I have a short time left, and I want to use it for productive purposes.

Mock me. Whatever. Make fun of me. I give a shit. All the funny “footlong and mayo” jokes that you repeat to each other like 3-year olds who got a rise out of mommy and daddy when they said “poopy!” Go right on ahead.

For you, as of this moment, Bill Schmalfeldt ceases to exist. I am not going to let you run my life. I am going to create. I will come up with a pen name and use it exclusively. You may find it entertaining to hunt me down. But you won’t find me.

Everything in this quote is false.

And because EVERYTHING in that quote is false, it logically follows that an objective mind can draw certain conclusions about the truth of this Tweet:

And that conclusion is, “THIS TOO IS FALSE.”

Bill Schmalfeldt is a lying racist, misogynist, bigoted, anti-Semitic douchebag.

Plus, it was a mere 9 hours and 37 minutes between “NOTHING I EVER DO AGAIN IN MY LIFE will have ANYTHING TO DO WITH YOU!”

…to this:

Bill Schmalfeldt would gain most of his reputation back (and I know that’s not saying much) if he could just learn to shut his piehole.

That would make me sad. Not as sad as his entire existence, but still…

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Author: Paul Krendler

The Thinking Man’s Zombie

7 thoughts on “Lies and Consequences”

  1. Pffttt.

    Lardvark will continue to provide much PLM and dancing till the day he finally goes tits up and heads down home to hell.

    anything he says contrary should be considered with the statement, Lying Liars Gonna Lie.

    its all he has.
    its all he will ever have.

    I would say it's quite sad except its actually funny as hell.

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  2. He's a lying sack of shit. He NEEDS us. His "life" is so devoid of meaning and he as a person is so useless (at best, toxic at worst) that the only thing anyone feels toward him is either pity (when you first meet him) or revulsion (after you've seen his actions over time). So desperate for attention he will antagonize and act like a douche desperate to get any crumbs of attention good or bad.

    Hopefully the result of the dismissal of lolsuit VIII is a vexation order demanding all suits get run by someone before filed. Then he won't be able to get attention through the courts. And with his last lawsuit settled team free speech will disband leaving him to hear the deafening sound of no attention.

    At that point I hope he dies. Alone.

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    1. If the courts were to find him vexatious and block all further LOLsuits from him (because you KNOW he can't write one that would survive actual legal scrutiny), he would be left with nothing to draw attention to himself but his blogs and twitter accounts. The utter isolation would quickly drive him to commit desperate acts to garner attention, and then, maybe, finally, law enforcement would have to deal with him.

      Let's hope he doesn't abuse any more animals, or drive any other women to their graves before then.

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  3. "Bill Schmalfeldt is a lying racist, misogynist, bigoted, anti-Semitic douchebag." You say that like its a bad thing. Heck, those are his virtues.

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