Good Morning, DUMBFUCK!

You never read much Sherlock Holmes, did you, DUMBFUCK?

Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth.

Arthur Conan Doyle

Let’s just say there’s a whole lot of impossible out there that you haven’t even conceived of yet, much less eliminated.

Here’s a for instance: Bill Schmalfeldt filing a lawsuit that stands a chance of getting past the pleading stage? IMPOSSIBLE!

Or, Bill Schmalfeldt getting over his perpetual butthurt and moving on with his life…

Or, Bill Schmalfeldt having a healthy, normal relationship with a healthy, normal woman…

Inflataskank ever getting that disaster area above xis chin fixed…


Author: Paul Krendler

The Thinking Man's Zombie

6 thoughts on “Good Morning, DUMBFUCK!”

  1. "How can he say someone is NOT an anonymous turdbasket when he doesn't know who the anonymous turdbasket IS?"

    Let's use this logic for a moment.

    You know, Bill Schmalfeldt could be Bigfoot/Sasquatch. We can't eliminate that possibility, because nobody knows who or what Bigfoot really is. If Bill Schmalfeldt denies it, then he must know the identity of Sasquatch.

    Do you deny it DUMBF5CK? You have until COB today or else you admit it.

    Exit question: Does Bigfoot have testicle feet?

    1. Bigfoot has been smart enough to elude hunters for decades.

      Krendler posted a picture of where Bill was moving to in WI before Bill signed the lease, if you believe Bill. There is that huge caveat.

      1. Well, I've already been chastised in the last day or so about TMI, so I'm afraid a rollicking discussion about sources and promises, ways and means will have to wait.

        The truth is a) uproariously funny and b) humiliating to a DUMBFUCK.

  2. Suppose you're channel surfing and you come across an extremely attractive couple having a deep, intelligent conversation. You do not recognize either of the people in this couple. You do not know who either of them are. You DO know that they're not DUMBFUCK and/or Inflataskank.

    This is not complicated unless things like pull-top cans confuse you because you're a fucking idiot.


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