You Want To Talk Scoreboard? Okay, Let’s Talk Scoreboard

And remember, this is an accounting which is VERY GENEROUS to the gelatinous vermin Bill Schmalfeldt.  It does not account for individual counts filed against individual defendants in his LOLSUITS.  If it did, his humiliation would be even greater.


LOLSUIT I:

Schmalfeldt filed 4 counts against 10 defendants (including yours truly).

Scoreboard says:

SCHMALFELDT – 0, Defendants – 4


LOLSUIT II

Schmalfeldt filed 8 counts against 3 defendants (including yours truly).

Scoreboard says:

SCHMALFELDT – 0, Defendants – 8


LOLSUIT III

Schmalfeldt filed 4 counts against 4 defendants (including yours truly).

Scoreboard says:

SCHMALFELDT – 0, Defendants – 4


Let’s take a break and check the running total:

SCHMALFELDT, BIG FAT ZERO (in life as well as on the scoreboard) – 0

All Civil Defendants – 16

Back to the breakdown…


LOLSUIT IV

Schmalfeldt filed 3 counts against 4 defendants (including yours truly).

Scoreboard says:

SCHMALFELDT – 0, Defendants – 3


LOLSUIT V

Schmalfeldt filed 4 counts against 7 defendants (leaving out yours truly).

Scoreboard says:

SCHMALFELDT – 0, Defendants – 4


The running total:

SCHMALFELDT, STILL A BIG FAT ZERO (in life as well as on the scoreboard) – 0

All Civil Defendants – 23

This concludes the Maryland portion of our show, as DUMBFUCK fled to Wisconsin to escape the consequences of his perjured IFP application and the legal wizardry of David Edgren (hope the bike ride is going well, David!).

Back to the breakdown…


LOLSUIT VI

Schmalfeldt filed 4 counts against 6 defendants (leaving out yours truly).

Scoreboard says:

SCHMALFELDT – 0, Defendants – 4


LOLSUIT VII

Schmalfeldt filed 6 counts against 2 defendants (leaving out yours truly).

Scoreboard says:

SCHMALFELDT – 0, Defendants – 4


LOLSUIT VIII

Schmalfeldt filed 4 counts against 4 defendants (leaving out yours truly).

Scoreboard says:

RESULT PENDING BUT VIRTUALLY CERTAIN


Current running total:

BIG FAT LOSER BILL SCHMALFELDT – 0

Everyone he’s ever tried to sue – 33 (with 4 counts pending)


It’s hardly a surprise that he never wants to talk about THAT scoreboard, unless it’s to whine like a pussy about never having reached a point where his bullshit claims could be judged on lost on the merits.

To ask why is to answer the question, though.

Here’s an exit question: does government health insurance cover injuries sustained from sticking one’s tiny little penis into a wood chipper or the human equivalent? Asking for a friend…

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Author: Paul Krendler

The Thinking Man's Zombie

5 thoughts on “You Want To Talk Scoreboard? Okay, Let’s Talk Scoreboard”

  1. "Does government health insurance cover injuries sustained from sticking one’s tiny little penis into a wood chipper or the human equivalent?"

    Good thing for him that the tiny pubic hair-like member he is sporting is so small that the danger from the inflata-ho's rotten gob "pecker wrecker" is miniscule....

    Just like his intelligence, his comedic talent, and his ability to successfully dox people.

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  2. You would think that someone who gets regularly beat down in court like he does, he'd figure out a different way...

    Well wait, he can't seem to do this in real life either.. nevermind.

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  3. I guess humiliating a guy in court doesn't cause sufficient shame to stop him from.. suing people again. DIS-honored (enough)? Guess not.

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  4. LOLSUIT VII
    Schmalfeldt filed 6 counts against 2 defendants (leaving out yours truly).
    Scoreboard says:
    SCHMALFELDT – 0, Defendants – 4

    I think you missed 2 in there. Not that 2 makes a great difference when looking at the totality of the failures that make up Bill's life.

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  5. "does government health insurance cover injuries sustained from sticking one’s tiny little penis into a wood chipper or the human equivalent?"

    No, because it does cover abortion. And say we should to have the Gov't pay the Fidiot's mother to have a retroactive abortion.

    PS: I do not agree with abortion, but in his case, I could make allowances.

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