Pro-Tip

Nobody deserves a “nice job” for fooling Bill Schmalfeldt…fooling Bill Schmalfeldt is the human equivalent of faking the throw for your dog to watch him chase nothing.

Fooling Bill Schmalfeldt is a warm-up for fooling pre-schoolers with the “got your nose!” trick.

Fooling Bill Schmalfeldt is so easy that Three Card Monte dealers play straight with him and still win.

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Author: Paul Krendler

The Thinking Man's Zombie

11 thoughts on “Pro-Tip”

  1. Wait.. he's admitting that, he, Bill Schmalfeldt, the purveyor of Parody, someone who easily recognizes parody when he sees it.. gets.. fooled.. by.. a parody account?

    Just how fucking stupid can you get? I'm sure he's not going to disappoint.

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    1. Every time we ask that, Schmalballz takes it as a challenge and does something stupider. You could set your Tag Heuer by it.

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    1. No way that account belongs to a real soldier. Too many fundamental mistakes on how guns and suppressors work, unless the person behind the account is just deliberately lying like the majority of anit gunners.

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  2. Well, when one struggles with and fails a simple game of "higher or lower", it doesn't bode well for any other decisions in life.

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    1. BTW, has anyone seen that infamous youtube clip lately? It doesn't seem to be up there anymore.

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      1. If you're referring to the 2 minute spoof video with "U Can't Touch This" playing in the background, I could not find it on youtube either, but it is still available from another provider. It can also be found here, Meet Bill Schmalfeldt, if you scroll down the page a little.

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