I JUST WANT TO BE LEFT ALONE TO LIVE MY LIFE IN PEACE (AND I’LL SUE YOU FOR BUTTHURT IF YOU DON’T)!!

“And to prove it, here’s another hit-job FAKE NEWS article reporting on a reporter whom I’ve been obsessively stalking for over five years!”

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Author: Paul Krendler

The Thinking Man's Zombie

19 thoughts on “I JUST WANT TO BE LEFT ALONE TO LIVE MY LIFE IN PEACE (AND I’LL SUE YOU FOR BUTTHURT IF YOU DON’T)!!”

  1. "I'd be glad to do it if I had a car, or could drive, or stand up and walk more than a few steps" - Bill Schmalfeldt 9/27/17, in reply to:

    "Might be better to have someone walk in and visit. I did that /w Jen Preston back in 2011. Not sure who we have in the area right now." - Neal Rauhauser

    Who the f*ck does he think he's fooling? I guess the amazing healing powers of actually having to do your own household chores mysteriously fade when you've got another, say, um, "captive nurse" to provide domestic services.

    Oh, does this mean he's back to being impotent?

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    1. He only has enough energy to have a miraculous recovery from his Fakinsons or desperately inject himself into political conversations in a feeble attempt to be politically "relevant" (failed again, shitbag!) But not both.

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    2. I'd love, just love to have Rauhauser or one of the other TK morons "walk in and visit me". Really, I would. It would be very entertaining I'm sure. 80 acres of nothing but trees. Nothing but trees.

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  2. Isn't that so sweet of him! He uses an old picture of Lee as usual. One that puts Lee in an unfavorable light - physical appearance-wise. Guess he really doesn't mind it when people will do that. To him.

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    1. I'm willing to bet that Bill brings that picture up on his computer from time to time.. and at least.. talks to it.

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  3. Hmmm, says he has proof of his many claims, riiiiight, like he has a lic for all those AP, and other pics he's used on bu

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  4. Once again showing that nothing galls him worse than someone else getting the things that Schmellfailed wants. In this case: an actual career in investigative journalism. Stranahan not only goes places and actually asks tough questions, in person, people pay him to do it. The pinnacle of Fatsack's career, on the other hand, was about a year of occasionally getting to toss a few softballs to very minor "celebrities" on the least popular music channel on satellite radio. Oh, and literally, publicly, shitting himself, but he did that part for free. A couple other very brief DJ gigs, and one similarly short-lived job writing very, very light copy for a glorified penny-saver circular are the real sum total of his 30 years as a journamalist. I don't count operating the official ship VCR or whatever, much less his paper route and loading dock jobs...but he does. Because he's just that sad of a failure.

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  5. Rumored payments to Stranahan for his act of victim blaming and identification seem to be verified by the debut of Stranny’s new store-bought teeth after he seemingly did the work required by the city leaders.

    "Shit I imagined is verified by other shit I imagined!" - Jornamalism!!

    BTW, DUMBFUCK, I wouldn't be discussing store bought choppers when your soulmate has the Black & Decker Pecker Wrecker for a gob, and you're too broke to do anything about it. Your jealousy (and incompetent impotence) shines right through.

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        1. I'm astounded he hasn't figured out who Paul Krendler is, yet. I figured it out within days after PK appeared!

          Eh, maybe not "astounded". "Mildly amused", perhaps...Cousin Bill is, after all, dumb as fecal matter.

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      1. Of course it's completely untrue. The truth is not in the Deranged Cyberstalker Bill Schmalfeldt... never has been, never will be.

        Do you suppose The Blob's skanky soulmate has figured out yet just how obsessed he is with other's teeth? One can only imagine the wicked and hateful thoughts that must go through his mind every time he gets a look at xer horrific gob.

        Heck. One doesn't even have to imagine – all one has to do is go back and reread all of his awful insults to others. I can't imagine being with someone just knowing they think you are fugly af. *smh*

        The Big BM's jealousy of Lee is on full display every time Lee experiences a journalistic accomplishment and/or receives attention for his work. The envious journalist-wannabe just can't help himself, and has to pathetically run off at the keyboard. The Deranged Cyberstalker Bill Schmalfeldt's resentment is so terribly obvious.

        What a failure he is... in everything.

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        1. Hey! Hey!!! He's a very big success at failing. No one fails better than he does. His failures are magnificent. He doesn't just *fail* at everything he tries, he BY-F'ING-G*D-FAILS!!! That's no small achievement. Most people would give up after 3, 5, 30, 100 or so failures and find something they could do. Like not rolling and smelling their own poop. But not our Unca Biwwy! Nosiree!!! He just comes right back and does another rake-step face-plant. No halfway failures for him. He's probably the failure success champion of all eternity.

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        2. That is fantastic! LOL!

          Thanks for thinking of me, and thanks for sharing. Love it! I have passed it along to hubby. I'm thinking I need a t-shirt and a baseball cap for Christmas. 🙂

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