Contrary to previous reports, TMZNN has learned that defendant William Schmalfeldt has not appeared in Westminster for his scheduled appearance before Judge Hecker.
The prior reporting was only vetted by the layers of editing and fact-checking available to the most credible of mainstream media organizations, CNN, and we feel the fault lies there. We apologize for the error.
Remember, if any of you dipshits really want to go to court with Bill Schmalfeldt, BRING IT. Because any time he’s been in a bar fight, he’s generally the guy standing (out in the parking lot smoking cigarettes behind a truck, waiting for it to be over like the sand-filled pussy he is). He can’t do it physically anymore, but old habits die hard, especially for cowards.