I can’t wait for the happy day when I get to meet a DUMBFUCK and show him our special family throat punch. But, here I sit, comfortably unidentified in DUMBFUCK’s eighth doomed LOLSUIT, the latest in a long line of attempts, none of which ever survived a motion to dismiss. You heard about that, right? DUMBFUCK? Lost? Seven in a row, guaranteed eight?
Regarding SPQRZilla? He already knows what DUMBFUCK is going to do. Best part is, SO DO WE ALL!
I sure am glad I don’t delete comments like big, BWAVE BIWWY does, the fucking nutless pussy.
Why would a nutless DUMBFUCK who is so all-fired proud of himself leave comments on my blog and not use his own email address? What good does it do to use another address, and even go so far as posting from a proxy server in Utah (go ahead, look up 18.104.22.168 and see what it tells you), when everyone knows he’s sitting in a crappy motel chair in Fartknock South Kakalacky diligently avoiding having to look at the hideous balloon animal (seriously, wouldn’t you do the same)?
I’m sure SPQR Roberts will have to deal with the consequences of his sharp-witted delivery of epic butthurtiness, in the same way as Patrick Grady, Eric Johnson, Sarah Palmer and John Hoge – with much pointage, laughery and mockification of a DUMBFUCK. Why should SPQR be any different? And Roy! Boy, if DUMBFUCK could actually remember which relative of his Roy is, I’m sure Roy would be in line for just as many injurious LULZ as any other member of Team Free Speech DUMBFUCK has ever pissed his sweatpants over. Roy’s the one who called DUMBFUCK a rapist, remember, and then DUMBFUCK added him to one of his DOOMED LOLSUITS (that one was #4, wasn’t it? It’s so easy to lose count) before dismissing that suit WITH PREJUDICE and ending forever any legal argument over the merits of whether he’s a rapist or not. (Hint: I’ll bet it’s a choice he wishes he could take back, but am I talking about the dismissal or the rape? Or is this an “Embrace the Power” moment?) Roy will never ever have to defend that statement in court, because DUMBFUCK ran like the sub-moronic coward he is.
The little birds peeking in the window of a certain first floor room in a certain no-tell Roach Motel inform me that someone likes to smear mayonnaise all over himself, then roll in the litter box naked and beat himself with audio cables while moaning “HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGE!!! HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGE!!! “
But that’s none of my business.
And finally, remember: you don’t get sued for talking about DUMBFUCKS WHO LIKE TO PEE ON CHILDREN, people. You have to go that extra step and make their bony widdle butts scweam in pain! SO DO BETTER AND JOIN THE TEAM.
Hope this helps.