G.R.O.U.C.H. Or R.E.A.S.O.N.



It seems as if every town has an organization that, for our purposes, we shall refer to as the Group of Residents Outraged and United in Common Hostility. It doesn’t matter where you are. They all have an active chapter of the G.R.O.U.C.H. that wants all services delivered to their front door, and the tax bill that comes with it forwarded to the rich folks on the other side of town.

How can you tell if you are dealing with a chapter of G.R.O.U.C.H., and not a branch of the Responsible, Ethical Association of Sensible Outcomes Negotiated?

When a R.E.A.S.O.N. chapter approaches city government with a list of grievances, they will generally provide a road map for a direction they would like the city to take regarding the issues that they are concerned about.

G.R.O.U.C.H. makes baseless allegations without providing a shred of evidence. For instance, here’s a Black Lives Matter Organizer demanding that white people simply sign over their property to poor people:

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As a citizen interested in community involvement, we find ourselves drawn to R.E.A.S.O.N.

R.E.A.S.O.N. tells us that a citizen’s property is the fruit of his labor, and belongs to him.  Only a G.R.O.U.C.H. would suggest that someone else has a right to his property for their own use.

Consider this paragraph lifted from a Myrtle Beach G.R.O.U.C.H. chapter’s Facebook page:

Now it is all about gouging everyone for money, rudeness, and lining their own pockets and if they get in trouble, bribing their way out with cash. Now they are dealing w/ a windfall of cash from the TDF which is the penny sales tax only due in MB city limits, and they know they can personally use the money, pay off people to shut up w/ the money, and when a local person or business has a reasonable problem, they are abused, harassed, and their businesses are targeted for closure.

Let us dissect this single paragraph to see why this group qualifies as a G.R.O.U.C.H. affiliate.

“It’s all about gouging everyone for money…”

Examples? Do you know of anyone who has been gouged? How do you define “gouging?” Maybe what may seem like “gouging” to a G.R.O.U.C.H. may look more like a reasonable price adjustment if one takes the time and effort to discern the facts. A more recognizable example of “gouging” would be when a hard-traveling vexatious litigant files multiple Federal lawsuits, all seeking tens, sometimes hundreds of thousands of dollars in nonexistent damages for butthurt suffered at his own hands, in far-flung places like Maryland, Wisconsin, and Illinois before finally settling in South Carolina and filing another one after just three or four weeks of residency, before he has even secured better than transient lodgings.

THAT’S “gouging.”

Why would someone do that??

“…lining their own pockets…”

Oh.  Of course. If your only source of income is a pittance from the government earned from the sweat of 30-40 posts a day on political websites for eleven years on the taxpayer dime, and your inflat-a-skank gamer girlfriend blows it all on gaming account subscriptions and incestuous gay pornography, you’re going to need to seek extra income.  Especially when WalMart won’t hire you, even as a greeter on the overnight shift when the store is closed.

“…and if they get in trouble, bribing their way out with cash.”

The Federal Jails are FILLED with corrupt public officials who thought they could get away with taking bribes as enticement to exert influence. Four words. Democrat William J. Jefferson. Where is your proof of this gross misuse of the taxpayer dollar?

The writer goes on to rail against the crooks who would use their positions of trust – say, at the NIH – to suck up tax money as salary while spending all day on the Internet posting their uninformed political opinions and claiming to be unable to walk.

A little proof would go a long way to make this person sound more like a concerned citizen and less like an ignorant DUMBFUCK narcissist with Dunning-Kruger expertise in every subject and skill he’s ever read about.

To be affiliated with R.E.A.S.O.N. means to approach real problems with real solutions.

We all want the street lights on at night, the streets paved and repaired, the water to be clean, the police to be well-paid and respected, the criminals to look elsewhere for victims. If you approach the issues with R.E.A.S.O.N., you know the money to pay for all that has to come from somewhere.

R.E.A.S.O.N. also tells you that people who live their lives on the government tit, claiming poverty, disability and screaming “FEED ME AND MY SIXTEEN FATHERLESS CHILDREN” are the true drag on the taxpayer.

If you are a G.R.O.U.C.H., then you believe the fact that you level unproven accusations such as defamation, libel, intentional infliction of emotion distress, abuse of process and “saying mean things about me to ALL THE LANDLORDS!!!” means they are true, so tell your lawyer to settle already so I can own your houses and cars, but not your wives, kids or pets, because I’ll just abandon them on the side of the road or toss them in a river or something.

Like any city during these turbulent times, Myrtle Beach has issues that need to be faced. Who do we want facing them?

Well, if you come from a place of R.E.A.S.O.N. you don’t approacch problems and toss the ultimate question off without suggesting a solution.

Ask yourself, “WHAT WOULD A DUMBFUCK DO?” and then find someone who wants to do the exact opposite.  You’ll be glad you did.


Author: Paul Krendler

The Thinking Man's Zombie

17 thoughts on “G.R.O.U.C.H. Or R.E.A.S.O.N.”

  1. Especially when WalMart won’t hire you, even as a greeter on the overnight shift when the store is closed.

    Fucking pure poetry.


    1. Oh.... and...


      P. S. I could only handle the first 30 seconds of Dipshit's MAGA "song."

      Why do untalented fucks like Fatass and the Pedomidget think they have musical talent? They suck on ice. Both of them.

      1. "...suck on ice."

        Knowing the derivation of that phrase; that's fucking funny.

  2. Wait, so the Teat Sucking Faker is arguing that people pay more to keep his lazy ass in fake cigars, cheap liquor and incest porn?

    1. Yeah... Fuck that, TOLF.

      The only bright spot with the rapidly approaching civil war with the rabid left is that a worthless parisite like Fatty McRacist and his equally stupid two cent inflata-ho are going to last about 5 seconds.

      Some dude with a MAGA hat is going to turn your $5 Walmart wheelchair into a recliner/go-cart and piss on your gaming computer.

      I find solace in this.


      1. I find solace in the fact he will become a target for newbies to have a "mad Minute" on his fat ass, whilst I will be safe and warm functioning as a Chaplain to militia units ...

  3. We all want...the police to be well-paid and respected...

    just a thought, maybe NOT support groups like BLM that actively call for police to be harmed??

    of course that thought would never occur to Dumbfucks or Inflataskanks would it?

  4. | If you approach the issues with R.E.A.S.O.N., you know the money to pay for all that has to come from somewhere.

    "MONEY is a FUNGIBLE PROXY for man’s ability to labor, produce and create THROUGH TIME. Money isn’t gold. Money isn’t pieces of paper. Money isn’t zeroes and ones on a computer server. Money is human life and effort manifested in an agreed-upon form which is used as a convenient medium of exchange." --Ann Barnhardt[1], https://www.barnhardt.biz/2017/08/24/monetary-theory-be-fruitful-and-multiply/

    Thus, you can factor out the proxy--money--altogether for the purposes of moral analysis.

    So when G.R.O.U.C.Hes demand payment, what they're actually demanding is the power to coerce others to labor on their behalf.

    That's the very definition of slavery and tyranny.

    Thus always to tyrants.

    1. Footnote 1: Carefully reserving comment on Ms. Barnhardt's personal sanity or decisions.

      1. As you should. There is little love lost between Ms. Barnhardt and myself but I have respected her opinions regarding money and monetary policy. Other than that specific subject I find her to be rather unbalanced and 'sketchy' as well as a hater of things that do not match her delusions of "Roman Catholic" norms ...

    2. That's Virginia's motto.

      SC has two. "Prepared in Mind and Resources" and "While I breathe, I hope".

      DF wouldn't understand either.

  5. The worse part is when G.R.O.U. C.H. pairs up with the Super King-size Associates of No Knowledge (S.K.A.N.K. ) in a race to the bottom of the gene pool.

    1. "The worse part is when G.R.O.U. C.H. pairs up with the Super King-size Associates of No Knowledge (S.K.A.N.K. ) in a race to the bottom of the gene pool."

      That made me LOL... hard! *snort snort snort*

  6. You know what else is QUEER? That Bill has such a sudden interest in South Carolina. The very folks he spent years disparaging. Oh not in SC specifically, but those awful people that would vote for Trump. I'm sure he will so for SC what Legal Schnauzer has done for Alabama. Bwhahahahaha

    On another note, anyone else notice that he wrote an article very concerned for the well being of a missing man and plagiarized 37% of it from WBTW? Hell, their article was only 148 words and Bill lifted almost 40% of it. The rest of it reads like a 6th grader didn't want to get caught copying and pasting directly from Wikipedia so they change a few words around and hope they don't get caught.

    If you want to get involved locally get off your fat fucking lazy ass and do the work yourself you lazy asshole and stop stealing other outlet's copy. Welp, time to start letting the local outlets know who is stealing their copyrighted work.

      1. Considering how half assed he does everything he shares on the internet, I have no doubt that is exactly why he goes through jobs like others go through underwear (or he goes through depends).


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