A Simple Diagnostic Test

If you want to determine whether or not an internet bully has Fakinson’s disease, just do this:

Approach quietly from behind and speak softly into his ear, “Hey tough guy, you wanna step outside and settle this like men?”

If he bursts into tears and wets his pants, or if he bursts into tears and sprints in the opposite direction, or if he bursts into tears and hides behind a woman, or if he bursts into tears and begs for the support of in-laws who never liked him anyway, or if he bursts into tears and files a lawsuit, he’s got Fakinson’s disease.

Simple.

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Author: Paul Krendler

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