— Breitbit News (@breitbitnews) July 5, 2017
First of all, stalker, your definition of “friend” is seriously fucked up.
Second, if I were in Ashterah’s shoes, I would answer such questions if they were asked by
- A competent authority;
- An incompetent authority;
- A competent non-authority.
Since Bill Schmalfeldt is neither competent nor an authority (he hasn’t asked any questions about poop, has he? Because that changes the math a little), he can go fuck himself.