Yes, @sonoranconserv, Follow For a DM

So you can roll over on everybody!

Just like gmhowell did.

DANCE, MONKEY! DANCE FOR ME!! DAAAAAAAAAAAANCE!!!

UPDATE:

DOOOOOOOOM CLOOOOOOOOOCK!!!

The Doom Clock widget on the sidebar has been updated.

UPDATE 2: DUMBFUCK gotta DUMBFUCK!!

MOAR FAIL!!

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Author: Paul Krendler

The Thinking Man's Zombie

35 thoughts on “Yes, @sonoranconserv, Follow For a DM”

  1. Bwahahahahahahaha!!

    Fat fucking douchcanoe!!

    You take sucking to unbelievable levels!!

    WTG!!

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  2. https://twitter.com/breitbitnews/status/876814418272714752

    It's "sow," you ignorant GS-UMPTYMILLION knob-gobbler.

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  3. YOU HAVE UNTIL 7PM OR I WILL BE FORCED TO CONTINUE TO BEG STARTING AT 7:01PM!!.

    Bold move, Lard Ass. Let's see how it works out for you.

    You fucking clown.

    Dianne Preston must know you're a fucking loser, right?.
    Birds of a feather...

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    1. The hilarious thing is that eventually, the letter that Bill himself wrote and mailed will, according to him, have been carried by enough people to have made a modern Pony Express that operates only by foot.

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    2. I am not sure that is accurate. I seem to recollect (but my memory is faulty) that he himself has claimed that he cannot get it up.

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  4. And why is Bill asking for a Dungeon Master? He seems more of a HoL player to me.

    Well, more of an NPC from HoL, really.

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    1. From the looks of that whip mark he posted last week, I'd think he was looking for a new "Mistress".

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    1. Here's an archive of tweets without replies:

      http://archive.is/sMEZC

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  5. FROM THAT SCRUMPTIOUS SELFIE BILL POSTED ( AND PROBABLY USES AS HIS GRIND PRIFILE PIC), IT LOOKS LIKE HE IS FOLLOWING TH SAME DIET GAIL DID AND THAT HE PRAISED SO HIGHLY.

    HOPEFULLY HIS WEIGHT LOSS PLAN WLL BE JUST SUCCESSFUL.

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    1. Maybe there was something more wrong with his throat than just chafing.

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  6. You know, as Bill reads the facts of this case, it sounds almost exactly like Brett Kimberlin. Raping sisters 15 and 10.

    Is he sure he reading the right case?

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    1. Someone told me that the legal age of consent in the Ukraine is two. I have not researched Ukrainian law personally so no one should take this as legal advice.

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  7. Questions I would ask before accusing someone of being a rapist:

    Anybody near Sonora, CA confirm there are cacti in the Central Valley?

    Is Central CA considered the "Southwest"?

    Do all high schools have 4 grades?

    How many high schools are there around Sonora?

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  8. He's gonna do it. He's got a number he's itching to call and he's going to call it, he won't be able to resist.

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  9. Ummm...

    I was busy at the Appointed Hour and missed the broadcast.

    How goes the Doom Clock?

    Everybody alright out there?

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    1. The Zombie Horde/Lickspittle Nation are great!

      The Deranged Cyberstalker Bill Schmalfeldt and his retarded, pink pet pig? Let's just say there is most likely some very bruised egos and a fair amount of post-podcast butthurt at the roach motel tonight.

      Check out the new "My Patience is at an end!!! Fear me!!!" Schmalfeldt Doom Clock the HZIC put up this evening. lol!

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      1. Whew! Ok-

        I now see the new Krendler-counter. Thank you.

        And another one and another one and another one bites the dust-

        So many clocks. So little time.

        T-minus... How many?

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