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  1. If it is bruising all that bad, Snitch Schmalfeldt had better proceed forthwith with all haste to an Emergency Room to have his blood and ticker checked.

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    1. I personally think he should find a steakhouse and take on the 64 oz T-Bone challenge, maybe with a nice, rich New York cheesecake for dessert.

      But that's just me.

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      1. Then try jumping jacks.

        And follow it all with a test to see how long he can hold his breath. Aim for 20 minutes, Shakes.

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        1. I'll bet he could make it with the judicious application of just a few strips of duct tape...

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  2. The best part about that picture? Yes there is a "best".

    The look on his face. "I'M DEAD SERIOUS HERE, I HAVE A BOO-BOO". You can tell he had nothing to do with the raising of kids because if he did, he'd realize they have at least one bruise like that on their person at all times. And they don't whine about it.

    God, what a complete bozo.

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    1. Yep, ignoring it, or bragging about it. Because getting a huge bruise meant you did something spectacularly cool.

      My youngest badly sprained a finger back in elementary school. I picked her up at the end of the day, we drove almost an hour to the ice rink, and as I'm finishing lacing her skates she mentions that her finger still hurts, which is the first I've heard about it from anyone. The school forgot to call (don't ask, thank God she's been out of that school system for two years) and she didn't think to mention it in the hour drive.

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