In the wake of President Trump’s announcement Thursday that the U.S. will withdraw from the Paris Agreement, I feel it would be wise to remind you what the GOP stands for:
- The GOP hates children.
- The GOP wants to trash the planet, but will draw the line at smashing the windows of coffee shops and torching limousines.
- The GOP thinks “settled science” is more like a suggestion.
- The GOP believes people born with a penis are “male” and people born with a vagina are “female.” How stupid is that?
- The GOP throws old people off cliffs. Unless they have wheelchairs. Then the just give them a push and do away with all the heavy lifting.
- The GOP kicks puppies.
- The GOP starves orphans.
Now those last two are very important to remember because people unfamiliar with the GOP platform often get mixed up about it.
KICK the PUPPIES, but feed them first.
STARVE the ORPHANS, but no kicking. Slapping them around a little is okay.
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