One of Those Days

Have you ever been driving to the office, and a song comes on the radio, full of existential angst, and there’s one line in the lyrics that hits you in a certain way.  Suddenly you feel all maudlin and philosophical, but you go with that, and you feel bubbling to the surface of your mind a beautiful, life-changing thought–

and then some asshole cuts you off in traffic and you lose the thought forever?

Well, that totally didn’t happen to me today.

Carry on.


Author: Paul Krendler

The Thinking Man's Zombie

6 thoughts on “One of Those Days”

  1. For some strange reason this song reminds me of a certain Beetusaurus Rex

    1. Well obviously this little ditty got posted before it was complete. I suggest that others post suggested lines to complete a quatrain or two. And yes "fellate" does rhyme with "date" as do "sate," "satiate," "ingrate," "eliminate" (from whichever orifice might be apt), "prostrate," "prostate," and MANY others. And don't forget INFLATE and DEFLATE.

      1. There's also "litigate," and of course, no such list could possibly be complete without "defecate."


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