Or, I may NOT be breaking MAJOR NEWS. Depends on the mail. Kooky, huh?
— Breitbit News (@breitbitnews) June 26, 2017
- Usually doesn’t arrive via U.S. Mail to the Roach Motel of the intrepid sooper journimalist;
- Doesn’t merit a tease unless it’s real (unless you’re an intrepid sooper journimalist or Rachel Maddow);
- Prolly means the replacement inflataskank was ordered 3-6 business days ago;
- Could be a typo, and he got Depends IN the mail.
There must be other options that the Horde can think of…