Here, I’ll help!
I suppose it might be overstating things to call these lies, if you subscribe to Costanza logic:
They could be “alternative truths,” to use a popular phrase. And DUMBFUCK, in spite of all the evidence of the last five years, may even believe he is speaking truth. If, for the eighth time in three years, he loses a LOLSUIT on a “technicality,” (DON’T LAUGH) he may actually believe he won’t simply forget it all happened and try again.
I’ve heard these Fatkinson’s sufferers have profound memory issues when it suits them.
Well, it is a lie, if the liar changing his mind proceeds as I have foreseen.
Of course there’s always the possibility of a NEW & IMPROVED strategy that no one could have ever foreseen.
Though it would be an awful waste of the great monikers we have already banked for LOLSUITS IX – XIII if the Inflatable Boifriend starts taking the lead. Will we have to go back to LOLSUIT I in that case?
LOLSUIT I – Under Pressure?
LOLSUIT I – She’s Gonna Blow!
LOLSUIT I – Pressure Drop
LOLSUIT I – Inflated Ego