Good Morning, Mr. “Families-are-off-limits-for-thee-but-not-for-me” DUMBFUCK!

The way I hear it, the reason you would imply that the President’s son isn’t the President’s son is “been there, done that, got cuckolded by three wives and have multiple kids with your name but not your DNA,” amirite?

THE INTERNET IS FOREVER, OVERSHARER.

You know the rumor about your dead wife and what a mattressback roundheel she was, right?

I’ll bet the next one will be too. If you ever find a real one.

NTTAWWT.

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Author: Paul Krendler

The Thinking Man’s Zombie

2 thoughts on “Good Morning, Mr. “Families-are-off-limits-for-thee-but-not-for-me” DUMBFUCK!”

  1. It would have to be the next one. Nobody on Earth wants to fuck Rauhauser whether he's pansexual, genderfluid, or any other form of chick with a dick. The goiter really unseals the deal.

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    1. What, don't you find it fascinating?

      If "zer" neck hangs down to zer boobs, just how low do zer boobs go?

      Fashion in Milan is mid-thigh this year...

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