Who can forget those heady days of yesteryear when DUMBFUCK was so deep in the clutches of the progressive neurological disorder Fakinson’s disease that he couldn’t raise his arms above shoulder height?
Why, now he looks to be in PRIME BAR FIGHTING FORM!
He may have upgraded from SUPER-MORBIDLY OBESE to just MORBIDLY OBESE (something that was never important enough to do for his SOULMATE, but let’s not mention that little detail), but not so much that a fatal myocardial infarction isn’t still a strong possibility.
So keep thinking happy thoughts!
#FNPR – Fat, Nasty, Poop Roller?
In which of these pictures are my arms raised over my head? Asking for a very stupid blogger. pic.twitter.com/x2jzo5JGWL
— Breitbit News (@breitbitnews) June 25, 2017
Nice try moving the goalpost, GREASEPAD VON JELLYDONUT. But I didn’t say “arms above your head.”
Neither did you, faking fuck.
But in the meantime…