Ah, Memories!

Is it too much to hope that this time the chair stabbed him in the kidney?
Who can forget those heady days of yesteryear when DUMBFUCK was so deep in the clutches of the progressive neurological disorder Fakinson’s disease that he couldn’t raise his arms above shoulder height?

Why, now he looks to be in PRIME BAR FIGHTING FORM!

He may have upgraded from SUPER-MORBIDLY OBESE to just MORBIDLY OBESE (something that was never important enough to do for his SOULMATE, but let’s not mention that little detail), but not so much that a fatal myocardial infarction isn’t still a strong possibility.

So keep thinking happy thoughts!

#FNPR – Fat, Nasty, Poop Roller?

UPDATE:

Nice try moving the goalpost, GREASEPAD VON JELLYDONUT. But I didn’t say “arms above your head.”

Neither did you, faking fuck.

But in the meantime…

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCE!

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Author: Paul Krendler

The Thinking Man’s Zombie

20 thoughts on “Ah, Memories!”

  1. At least he wore a shirt this time...

    A poop stained shirt, but a shirt nonetheless...

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    1. Bill, when your bowel movements are red, the weight loss is probably a bug, not a feature........

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  2. Nice to have photographic evidence that he's in shape for his trip to MD

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    1. Congratulations on losing weight, Bill. Also, thanks for providing yet more evidence that your "Parkinson's" was was just obesity [and laziness], all along.

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  3. "INDICATIONS AND USAGE:

    "Exogenous Obesity: as a short-term (i.e., a few weeks) adjunct in a regimen of weight reduction based on caloric restriction, for patients in whom obesity is refractory to alternative therapy, e.g., repeated diets, group programs, and other drugs."

    https://www.accessdata.fda.gov/drugsatfda_docs/label/2013/005378s028lbl.pdf, page 2.

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  4. "Cocaine is sometimes used in combination with heroin, and is referred to as a speedball when injected or moonrocks when smoked together. Cocaine acts as a stimulant, whereas heroin acts as a depressant. Coadministration provides an intense rush of euphoria with a high that combines both effects of the drugs, while excluding the negative effects, such as anxiety and sedation. The effects of cocaine wear off far more quickly than heroin, so if an overdose of heroin was used to compensate for cocaine, the end result is fatal respiratory depression." (Wikipedia)

    Is this the Cure I keep reading about?

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  5. So let me get this straight- Shakey is being mocked for being fat, and decides to respond with a picture that shows him a) still fat, if only less so; and b) either unable to do laundry or so broke due to investments in roach infested motels and JWR that he can't get bear to throw away a shirt with a monster of a red stain that looks like he used it as a maxi pads. Got it.

    BTW, Shakey, you are slacking on your "daily" podcast. My editing software has been itching to fix your mess so I can post it for The Horde and deny your hits. Get to it! Chop chop!

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  6. I seem to remember that the last Captive Nurse was starting to lose weight about four to five years ago. Could it be that she is reaching out from beyond the grave to effect payback on her "Bill", especially with regard to all the care that he showed her?

    Wouldn't it be poetic justice if TT handled Bill the same way? Perhaps a picture of an emaciated a Bill on life support?

    Will TT put Bill in a clock urn?

    Death threat 1111Eleventy!!!!11111!!!!!!1111

    Fuck you, Bill

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  7. He enjoys the thought of causing distress or alarm(happy place,etc.) so his gag shirt is his idea of an elevating experience for all, though perhaps whatthe really wants here is to provoke someone into reposting his shirtless mirror shot (both hands above head).

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  8. I just checked and I do not have a single picture of myself that I have taken. I also have no problems looking myself in the eye in the mirror every morning when I shave.

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