…carrying an inflatable woman under his arm.
He sits down at the bar and orders a Johnnie Walker Red, straight up.
The bartender pours it out, and DUMBFUCK says, “You ever hear of an artist called Rorschach?”
The bartender says, “Yeeeeeaaaaaaahhh…”
DUMBFUCK says, “Well how come he only paints pictures of my brother and me fucking?”
(This is not an original joke. The original joke went a little differently.)