Right?

I swear under penalty of perjury that Hoge never mailed and I never received the Requests for Admissions that I wrote about receiving when I picked up my final paycheck on April 1 from the part-time radio gig that I was SO FUCKING FIRED from that I blocked out from memory the fact that I ever had the job at all.

And oh, by the way, that April 1 blog post that proves I just committed perjury is actually my response to the Request for Admissions that I just swore under penalty of perjury that Hoge never mailed and I never received.

I am so goddamned happy right now I could piss grape soda.

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Author: Paul Krendler

The Thinking Man’s Zombie

2 thoughts on “Right?”

    1. Yeah, if have a doctor check that out. Just for the carbonation, if no other reason.

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