How Screwed Is Bill Schmaleldt?


I could explain why, and in which specific case, but that would involve a lot of pathetic begging in Myrtle Beach, and probably some unpleasantness involving Carolina Reapers, so it’s prolly not gonna happen.

Best not to think about it. Just stretch those LULZ muscles and be prepared for the Feldtdowns.

And for those of you who may not already know – all is proceeding as a great many people have foreseen.



Author: Paul Krendler

The Thinking Man's Zombie

4 thoughts on “How Screwed Is Bill Schmaleldt?”

  1. He could throw himself on the mercy of the court, but he'd just crush it and be left with only strict justice.

  2. How many posts on the Dumbfuck Daily Diarrhea blog and crapatorium?

    I thought so...

    You should be the absolute LAST person on Earth trying to get into an e-peen contest...

    with anyone.


    You got that, Fat Fucker?


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