Good Morning, DUMBFUCK!

I kno- a guy -ho built an entire house but didn’t put in any doors or -indo-s.  -as the house -o-plete?

And yes, I on-e heard of a -o-an -ho bought a ne- -ar that had no seats or headlights.  -as the -ar -o-plete?

I’ve seen books -ritten by people -ho refuse to a-kno-ledge the third, thirteenth and t-enty-third letters of the alphabet.  -ould you say those books are -o-plete?



Author: Paul Krendler

The Thinking Man's Zombie

8 thoughts on “Good Morning, DUMBFUCK!”

  1. Q1. Is emailing a filing:

    A. Delivering it.
    B. Mailing it to the address most recently stated in a pleading or paper
    C. Mailing it to the last known address

    Is it any surprise to anyone that the answer is D, as in DUMBFUCK?

  2. Are you telling me that someone does not know the difference between mailing and emailing?

    One requires stamps (no, not food stamps).

    1. One requires someone to get off their fat ass and go to the Post Office or mail box,

        1. Like the old meme says, Jesus drives a Honda, but he's pretty humble about it.

      1. Ahh yes. Going to the mailbox. But that only works if you have spare stamps. Otherwise a trip to the post office is necessary. And that requires a car. If you file IFP, you can't have a car so you can't go to the post office, and you certainly can't afford stamps.

        I apologize for not getting it. A is sued by B in Maryland so B sues A in South Carolina as IFP. That means A is excused from the Maryland requirement to mail or deliver.

        Do I have it now?

        1. The logic you display here is completely mind-boggling. Boggle, boggle, boggle!


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