Hmmmmm…Someone spends a full day in an insane rage over two separate lawsuits coincidentally rising up to crush his dopey (always with the) bourbon-fueled romantic dreams, and at the same time, two Vinyl Vaginal Valentine Twitter accounts go completely silent.
I question the timing.
Thank heavens it folds up and fits under a tent-sized muu-muu for inconspicuous disposal.
Bah! I’ve probably got it wrong.
Maybe he cut it up into tiny pieces and stuffed it in an empty Tupperware container. Or maybe it was JWR.