Good Evening, DUMBFUCK and Balloon Animal!

Lying balloonfuckers gonna lie.

What a damn waste of money, spending 40% of the value of your hoopty on new tires, just to have it crap out six weeks later. On the other hand, rent-a-boi was maybe worth it, though.

Just don’t go rubbing IT up against any curbs, now that you know what kind of damage you can do.

Do they sell tandem Scooty-Puffs?


Author: Paul Krendler

The Thinking Man's Zombie

7 thoughts on “Good Evening, DUMBFUCK and Balloon Animal!”

  1. Wonder if it happened right as he got a summons to appear?

    That's been known to happen, ya know!

  2. Oh please Mommy Judge let my Skype in. I can't get to MD since my car suddenly stopped making the Vroom Vroom sound.

    Such a convenient happenstance. Guess he shouldn't have sold old Scooty Puff. If he left now he might make in time for his mandatory in person chat with the judge.

  3. At this point, Shakey is turning into a more ridiculous and even less interesting version of Randy Quaid, And without the broadcast bizarre sex with a marginally attractive female.

    Oh, no- PLEASE don't take that as a challenge!!! You might tear a hole in the space-time continuum with the unholy nature of whatever it is you do with your shemale blow-up doll!!!! I don't think the Internet could survive such a crime against nature!!! Especially since your liquor cabinet is nothing but Johnnie Walker Red!!!

    1. Presumably, even if the car "went to Jesus", he'd have a bill of sale. Even if that means that it's currently in a scrapyard somewhere, there's a paper trail.


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