Good Afternoon, DUMBFUCK!

“Walker and HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGE!!! have been harassing me ceaselessly and for no reason for almost five years and I never did nothing to them, judgie-wudgie!  Make ’em staaaaaaahp!!”


Author: Paul Krendler

The Thinking Man's Zombie

5 thoughts on “Good Afternoon, DUMBFUCK!”

  1. Who would eeep for them? Their families, something Drunkenstein wouldn't know about, despite having gone through so many.

    1. And their friends. Again, a concept with which DUMBF5CK is unacquainted.


    Odd. I have more than a couple of $1500 cars. Two were well purchased, being worth at least three times that amount. One of them has seen more mileage than Shakey's hoopty. And because I'm not a dumbfuck living in a cardboard box, there's not a reapair that could be required on it that my brother and I couldn't bang out in a weekend. A month if I'm solo (much more difficult to replace engines by yourself).

    The other two? One needs a little work due to me pulling a Shakey and not doing my due diligence. Still, $200 and on the road. The other is a classic American vehicle that will form the basis of a multi year hobby, starting with getting it operational.

    Long story short: if you aren't a dumbfuck, you can buy a $1500 vehicle and drive it for a long time. But it requires thought, talent, patience, and a willingness to see something through. So, yeah, never gonna work out for Our favorite illiterate.

  3. Fuck you, you pathetic fat shitbag who has ZERO contribution to society. I hope you rot and now with what you have said about REAL soldiers I am taking it upon myself to use FOIA and every legal means I have at my disposal to join the right to destroy you in any and every wah that I can.

    I would tell you to die in a fire, but that wouldn't be nearly the suffering you deserve.


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