I see you survived another day at the beach, fighting off environmentalists trying to drag you back into the ocean. Good on ya.
If @wjjhoge wants me to adopt his practice of manufacturing evidence, I could do that. But that's a crime. Don't have what I don't have.
— Carolina Iconoclasts (@PodcastPair) May 16, 2017
…just doesn’t ring true, IYKWIMAITYD!
You know all those times you sued people? All those hundreds of times you told people to LAWYER UP?
Don’t you wish now that you’d taken your own advice? Or the advice of Ely? Or the advice of every shitty online lawyer you ever corresponded with at AVVO and JustAnswer? Every time, they said “consult an attorney.”
But you, Mr. DUMBFUCK Dunning-Kruger, are too smart to be caught up in those scammers’ nets. Too fabulous a pro se savant to ever be caught in the rules you have so steadfastly refused to study and understand.
No, no…not you.
You know what’s worse than having the guidance of the disgraced, unemployed, Worst Lawyer in the World™?
Having no lawyer at all.
Thanks for climbing the gallows and so willingly sticking your head in the noose. Whatever you do, don’t kick that lever over there. It will drop you straight into de briar patch, Br’er Rabbit.
But keep howling on Twitter! The Feldtdowns are entertaining AS FUCK, and will surely educate Judge Hecker on what those rules (which ones? Oh, only the ones you like, of course!) he told you to follow really mean.
Of course, there’s always the chance that The People’s Republic of Maryland will save you from the fate you so richly deserve, but how many times will you bounce off the “BUT I’M IGNORANT, JUDGE!” wall, before it bounces back?
Karma Train rolls on. Hits you when you ain’t looking.
All we have here at The Thinking Man’s Zombie is FUN. And you are a bottomless well of it.