.@wjjhoge As for the turd lickers who say Reno doesn't exist unless she shows up on Skype tomorrow, read the rules. No one allowed in the room but me.
— Carolina Iconoclasts (@PodcastPair) May 4, 2017
You know, when it comes to “turd lickers,” (did I ever tell you how much I admire your turn of a phrase? GOD, I HOPE NOT!) there’s only one person I can think of who has ever come close to doing so…
I have never seen anything like this. I have never SMELLED anything like this.The smell, best as I can describe it, reminds one of a mixture of rotting fish, lawn clippings and chemical cleansers.If you’re watching the video I shot today, this is what was coming out of me that you can NOT see in the video!Now, you’re going to think this odd. But at this point, I don’t CARE!When I wiped, there was this little bright green glob on the paper. I decided to examine it.I rolled it around a little. I sniffed it. It was like a booger, only far, FAR stinkier! Never — NEVER — have I seen such a thing in my stool.