Good Afternoon, DUMBFUCK!

You know, when it comes to “turd lickers,” (did I ever tell you how much I admire your turn of a phrase? GOD, I HOPE NOT!) there’s only one person I can think of who has ever come close to doing so…

I have never seen anything like this.  I have never SMELLED anything like this.
The smell, best as I can describe it, reminds one of a mixture of rotting fish, lawn clippings and chemical cleansers.
If you’re watching the video I shot today, this is what was coming out of me that you can NOT see in the video!
Now, you’re going to think this odd. But at this point, I don’t CARE!
When I wiped, there was this little bright green glob on the paper.  I decided to examine it.
I rolled it around a little. I sniffed it. It was like a booger, only far, FAR stinkier! Never — NEVER — have I seen such a thing in my stool.
And I think we all know who that is, don’t we?
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Author: Paul Krendler

The Thinking Man’s Zombie

7 thoughts on “Good Afternoon, DUMBFUCK!”

  1. I still say he had collard greens the night before, because collard greens go in green and come out green and stinky.

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  2. One good thing about his MBB (make believe buddy) is that he's got me in the mood to post again:

    https://kylekiernan.wordpress.com/2017/05/07/quest-for-wtf/

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